Long time lurker first time poster. How many of you work with true idiots? We have this guy in our office, let's call him Frank, who constantly skips important staff meetings. He'll 'claim' it wasn't on his calendar. He also wears Cubs polos to work on a regular basis(what kind of ****** does that). Frank use to spend hours arguing with another employee about ISU vs. Iowa crap(the Iowa fan has since left the company), which we know how stupid Iowa fans can be. I really want to tell this guy to quit acting like a ******* as it makes us ISU fans look bad.
***Friday Confession***
- Thread starter ISUfan4ever
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I confess that I am extremely intrigued by Doc's post last night about going out on the town line dancing with 2 females and they ended up in the hospital because one of the gals dislocated her shoulder...
I'm so happy it's Friday, and looking forward to this weekend, that I have actually listened to this, this morning.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0]Friday - Rebecca Black - Official Music Video - YouTube[/ame]
Target Field, here I come!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0]Friday - Rebecca Black - Official Music Video - YouTube[/ame]
Target Field, here I come!
I still have the Feb Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition - where I can read it everyday; sitting on top of my toilet.
Do you think it's time to throw it out?
Do you think it's time to throw it out?
I confess that I thought my wife was trying to kill me on Tuesday. She was working an extra shift at the hospital and I didn't have to work until noon. I got up, got the kids ready to go to their grandparent's house for the day. I didn't eat anything until around 10:30am. I have a cookie jar with granola bars in it, I like those for breakfast. Anyway, I grabbed one out and opened it. Was some new kind my wife bought. It had a little carmel drizzle on top and some small peanut butter chips mixed in. Very good. So good that I had another. I got to work, and was feeling bad. Horrible gas, stomach pains, and spent plenty of time in the bathroom. I swear I could see the white lights to Heaven. I called my wife and asked her what was up with those new granola bars. I gave her my symptoms. She started laughing, "those are fiber bars, did you read the label!" Obviously not because I ate two in about 10 minutes! One would have been ok, two is disastrous. If anyone here has had too much fiber, you know what I'm talking about.
My advice for today.......read the ******* label!!
My advice for today.......read the ******* label!!
This sounds very similar to a roommate I had in college who started eating activia yogurt. I think he was pooping something like 3-4 times a day and he is the type of person who spends 20-30 minutes in the bathroom. Good thing our apartment had more than one bathroom.
I have hit the point where I am over the ex. Watch out females at Okoboji.
I had a friend who decided that he needed more fiber in his diet, so he bought a box of Fiber One. After one bowl, he decided it was good enough to have another bowl. And then another. Then, he went in to work. Let's say he wasn't too productive that day.
Go get 'em! To the hunt!!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGrBl-F7f8w]The Three Stooges- to the hunt - YouTube[/ame]
I believe that pointless, unattached sex will help me get to this point once the Big D comes around.
Just make sure to wrap it up. Don't want too many mementos of said pointless, unattached sex.
