For those of you below a certain age....

[IsUaClone2]

that age being Medicare Age, I present the acronyms we -- those over the certain age -- use:

ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... and Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

There may be more but FWIW.

 

[cardsandgold]

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!...

.... OOOPS...

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Need ones for fiber and Viagra

 

[cychhosis]

Never waste an erection, never trust a fart and never walk by a restroom.