Cargo Shorts

[CloneLawman]

I’m guessing most people that dont approve of cargo shorts being in style also have worn skinny jeans recently. In which case all of your fashion opinions have been invalidated.

Plus Im in my 40s and have kids. Need those pocket for pacifiers, toys, butt wipes, wallet, weed, etc. I travel heavy now.

You carry weed for your kids?

 

[cyhiphopp]

You carry weed for your kids?

He carries weed BECAUSE he has kids. They can be stressful.

 

[CloneLawman]

He carries weed BECAUSE he has kids. They can be stressful.

I have kids. I understand that they can be stressful.

 

[mcblogerson]

You carry weed for your kids?

He carries weed BECAUSE he has kids. They can be stressful.

Exactly, plus Im still fully functional with weed, unlike alcohol, so it goes well with parenting.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

What about cargo sweat pants? Cause I just saw a guy wearing what looked like those.

 

[jcyclonee]

These are cargo biking pants.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

What about cargo sweat pants? Cause I just saw a guy wearing what looked like those.

They looked kind of like this

 

[3TrueFans]

They looked kind of like this

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[wxman1]

They looked kind of like this

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Even I have to draw the line somewhere...

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

These are cargo biking pants.

Does @BoxsterCy have a birthday coming up?

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

 

[arobb]

https://www.americangrit.com/2018/06/01/kris-paronto-cargo-shorts-are-for-killing-bad-guys/

 

[FarminCy]

https://www.americangrit.com/2018/06/01/kris-paronto-cargo-shorts-are-for-killing-bad-guys/

I laugh every time I see this guy selling tactical glasses for 15 bucks on ESPN. Or any of those cheesy tactical commercials.

Adult GI Joe dress up party!!!!

 

[Clonehomer]

So in light of LeBron's outfit the other night, what about cargo shorts with a suit, assuming they are made with the same material?

 

[Clonehomer]

They looked kind of like this

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I guess if you're wearing sweatpants in public it's probably not going to be any worse. You've already hit rock bottom.

 

[Knownothing]

I’m in Muscatine Iowa. Nobody has told them about the cargo thing yet. Everyone is wearing them. I think I might go back to them

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

So in light of LeBron's outfit the other night, what about cargo shorts with a suit, assuming they are made with the same material?

I'm sure he was paid well to wear that outfit.

 

[Dingus]

I made my lifetime fashion choices in 8th grade and am sticking with 'em.

Between this thread and the pleats on Prohm's pants it's become clear to me that other dudes spend a lot more time worried about what they and other dudes are wearing than I was aware.

 

[3TrueFans]

So in light of LeBron's outfit the other night, what about cargo shorts with a suit, assuming they are made with the same material?

Acceptable only if you just scored 50 points in the NBA Finals.

 

[wxman1]

Wait so now sweat pants are not acceptable in public? Chalk me up for breaking another fashion rule when it is below 50 out.