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Flag Guy

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Don't do anything stupid. We want you back tomorrow...

You sure about that?

Ok I guess you are right... don't be too stupid, trying for 21 shots in the night means you'll probally puke at the bouncer's feet (not my experience, a friends) but have some fun!

My ID was still warm the first time I handed it to a Hy-Vee employee (the DMV licsnece station is almost right next door to Hy-Vee in Ames...), I got up extra early just to get the horizontal liscence. Of course 4 months later some **** bouncer in Florida claimed it wasnt me in my ID photo because my skin tone was different (I'd been in Florida for 4 days... and my birthday is in November, of COURSE my skin tone was different), but whatever.

Make sure you hit Welch Ave Station - free drink on your birthday.

If you have friends, hit Es Tas - they buy 3 shots you get the 4th free

Probally some other birthday deals but those come to mind
 

superfan

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Of course 4 months later some **** bouncer in Florida claimed it wasnt me in my ID photo because my skin tone was different (I'd been in Florida for 4 days... and my birthday is in November, of COURSE my skin tone was different), but whatever.

"I'm 5-foot-10 and you ain't no 5-foot-10, BOY! I'll throw you in the back of that cop car, BOY!"

Later (to me): "5-foot-10. Yeah, he's 5-foot-10...AROUND"

I still find it amusing that they initially wouldn't let you in the club, but later they let you walk through the place with a sharp pair of scissors. (Long story short, there was a loose nail, which I caught juuuust right to rip open a huge gash in the bottom of my foot. They wouldn't let me back in to get first-aid until I finished my drink, despite the fact that I'm gushing blood everywhere, so he went in to get medical supplies.)

Morons.
 

Flag Guy

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"I'm 5-foot-10 and you ain't no 5-foot-10, BOY! I'll throw you in the back of that cop car, BOY!"

Later (to me): "5-foot-10. Yeah, he's 5-foot-10...AROUND"

I still find it amusing that they initially wouldn't let you in the club, but later they let you walk through the place with a sharp pair of scissors. (Long story short, there was a loose nail, which I caught juuuust right to rip open a huge gash in the bottom of my foot. They wouldn't let me back in to get first-aid until I finished my drink, despite the fact that I'm gushing blood everywhere, so he went in to get medical supplies.)

Morons.

I have yet to meet such a group of competent morons since then.
That club had extremely watered down drinks, crappy secruity, all they cared about was that you were 21 to get in. Bouncers sucked (make sure you were 21, that you didn't have a fake), one of the cops they hired was a complete **** (the lady was nice to me), if it wasn't for the lady at the gift shop who gave me the first-aid supplies, I'd have totally written the place off. Still don't recommend them :confused:
Plus when I was at that end of the beach I saw a ****ing Iowa flag, **** that!

Our end of the beach was so much better...
 

erikbj

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2 chicks at the same time.

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garn91

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Didn't I hear that Iowa was going to raise the legal drinking age to 25? Just kidding, have a good one!
 

cloneu

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I think you missed out on the Mickey's Bday special, I believe it is Wed. Nights.
Either way have a great time, but yeah don't get to crazy, a morning in jail would not be the best way to end a 21st celebration.