I do not hate them. Heck, my wife has one (a small one). They do cause me two slight annoyances, though, which I bet a number of others share...
(1.) BD advocates and participants can be kind of arrogant about the "certainty" provided by their plans yet ignorant of how their plans are actually managed.
They act like the eventual, actual level of benefits paid by a DB will not actually be tied to market returns because "the plan says what the plan says," but if the plan comes up short, benefits will have to adjust to actual market returns. If the plan has an excess, then I bet benefits will expand until it is back in actuarial balance. This functionally makes a DB plan into a DC in the long-term, meaning we are all in the same boat.
They also complain that "doing it yourself" through a DC plan is "planning to lose your money at the Wall Street casino!" They seem to fail to realize or deny that any prudent DC investor is conservatively managing their money in market index funds and target date funds, which any prudent pension manager is doing, as well. No sane person should be day trading or investing in credit default swaps with their retirement nest egg.
They also fail to realize that many pensions are increasingly turning to high-risk and more exotic investment vehicles, such as CalPERS (the lodestar of public pensions funds in the U.S.)
turning to private equity. That is way riskier than anything I am doing with my DC funds. They delude themselves that they are shielded from the risks of the market because some distant cabal of highly paid fund managers are handling their money, but they are just as exposed as the rest of us as a matter of fact on the ground.
(2.) I have never heard of a DC plan arguing for a bailout from the taxpayer (at the state level) or from the federal government (so just another set of taxpayers).
With a DC plan, you get what the market gives you and what your management of your assets yields you. Period. It is direct and honest, I am responsible for myself, and I have no pretensions the public treasury owes me something.
When a DB plan comes up short, rather than taking what the market and the skill of the management gave them, DB plans often argue for bailouts from the taxpayers (as
Illinois and
New Jersey are actively doing right now) to make up the shortfall.
DB advocates tout the benefits of the "stability" offered by their plans, yet they often implicitly or explicitly plan for "off-balance sheet assets" (money from taxpayers) to make up the shortfall when things go south. If your system sometimes needs periodic bailouts because of unrealistic promises, improbable assumptions about investment returns, and corrupt and/or incompetent management from fund management or the executives/politicians overseeing them, why are they so great again? Why do I want in on that?
Why would you want so much exposure to the malfeasance of this process? Why not just take the few steps it takes to manage your own DC plan well...?
We complain that our healthcare is stuck to one particular employer. Why would having your retirement be the same way be an improvement?
So it comes down to coddled public employees, with job security, time off, and retirement ages far superior to what people of comparable qualification can get from the private sector, asking for yet another largesse on top of these from the taxpayers. Those same taxpayers who are either struggling themselves or have their own priority for government spending (e.g., transportation infrastructure or education) that are probably more productive than subsidizing the retirement of a well-off public employee who punched out at 50. I can see why there are resentments there regarding a bailout.