A few of my favorite CF posts from March. Some are edited for clarity or brevity.
I’m sure I missed numerous amusing comments. If anyone has aone I didn’t include, add to the list.
And away we go!
From the link-thread: Monday Musings Podcast: Is it time to panic?
@TykeClone: As an Iowa State fan, it's always time to panic.
@jcyclonee: I've been panicking since Sam Mack was arrested. Why stop now?
From the thread: Kansas has been dismantled
@cstrunk: The streak is over!
@amishclone: Don’t look, Ethel!
From the thread: Friday OT -- Appy Hour
@Gonzo said: Adam Emmenecker sandwich.
@ImJustKCClone: I think you and I define "appetizer" differently.
From the thread: Shayok out tonight….
@NickTheGreat: Well I should probably stop at the liquor store on the way home ...
@ImJustKCClone: Having broken my pinky toe twice, I can tell you that it does hurt like a mother … Like isufbcurt said, numb it, tape it well & see how it goes.
@coolerifyoudid: Did it affect your vertical?
@Macloney: I heard if you cut your pinky toe off you will fall over sideways. It is critical to balance. I also know that isn't true, but I like to believe it anyway.
From the thread: WV postgame
@fsanford Maybe they just need to have a team bowling night or something. Try to do a team thing not involving basketball.
@Gunnerclone: At least in bowling, you can stand around waiting for the ball to come back to you and be successful.
From the thread: NCAA seeding
@NorthCyd: Does it hurt painting everyone with such a broad brush? Seems like it would be hard on the shoulders.
From the thread: Looks like Wade and Stokes won’t play in Big 12 tournament
@GTO: Pussies.
From the thread: Submit questions for weekly mailbag 3-13 (by @Fitzy)
@GTO: Do you ever get mistaken for Jared Stansbury? To me, you guys are the same person.
From the thread: Friday OT (re: Lent)
@NickTheGreat: I've given up cocaine for Lent. So far, so good.
From the thread: Submit questions for weekly mailbag 3-20
@jcyclonee: Why don't more people speak in a pirate accent?
From the thread: Hoiberg to Huskers?
@SpokaneCY: If I were to get divorced, Halle Berry would be the front-runner to be my next wife. When contacted, Halle said she's unclear if she would take the role.
From the thread: Submit your questions for 3/27 mailbag.
@CloneGuy8: Kansas fans describe Lawrence as the Paris of Eastern Kansas, but I was unimpressed when I went there. What am I missing?
@mdk2isu: The rest of Eastern Kansas.
@jbindm: Lately, I've been feeling like there's a distinct lack of Fred Hoiberg coverage on this site.
@Fitzy said: Thanks for the questions … look for it in the next day or two …
@Cyclonepride: So I spent three seconds thinking up a question, and now I have to wait for an answer?
From the thread: TJ to UNLV?
@Freebird: TJ to UNLV, Hoiberg to Nebby? This is all too gross. What's next, CW to Hawkeye Nation?
@ChrisMWilliams: I'd rather be dead.
From the thread: Hoiberg to Huskers?
@AuH2O: NU basketball is the 20-foot contested jumper with 18 seconds left on the shot clock of college jobs.
From the thread: Prohm got pissed:
@Cat Stevens: He is totally accepting mediocrity when we have all these fans that refuse to accept mediocrity. How can that possibly be acceptable? Accepting mediocrity, in the face of all of these people that refuse to accept mediocrity, is totally mediocre and not acceptable.
I’m sure I missed numerous amusing comments. If anyone has aone I didn’t include, add to the list.
And away we go!
From the link-thread: Monday Musings Podcast: Is it time to panic?
@TykeClone: As an Iowa State fan, it's always time to panic.
@jcyclonee: I've been panicking since Sam Mack was arrested. Why stop now?
From the thread: Kansas has been dismantled
@cstrunk: The streak is over!
@amishclone: Don’t look, Ethel!
From the thread: Friday OT -- Appy Hour
@Gonzo said: Adam Emmenecker sandwich.
@ImJustKCClone: I think you and I define "appetizer" differently.
From the thread: Shayok out tonight….
@NickTheGreat: Well I should probably stop at the liquor store on the way home ...
@ImJustKCClone: Having broken my pinky toe twice, I can tell you that it does hurt like a mother … Like isufbcurt said, numb it, tape it well & see how it goes.
@coolerifyoudid: Did it affect your vertical?
@Macloney: I heard if you cut your pinky toe off you will fall over sideways. It is critical to balance. I also know that isn't true, but I like to believe it anyway.
From the thread: WV postgame
@fsanford Maybe they just need to have a team bowling night or something. Try to do a team thing not involving basketball.
@Gunnerclone: At least in bowling, you can stand around waiting for the ball to come back to you and be successful.
From the thread: NCAA seeding
@NorthCyd: Does it hurt painting everyone with such a broad brush? Seems like it would be hard on the shoulders.
From the thread: Looks like Wade and Stokes won’t play in Big 12 tournament
@GTO: Pussies.
From the thread: Submit questions for weekly mailbag 3-13 (by @Fitzy)
@GTO: Do you ever get mistaken for Jared Stansbury? To me, you guys are the same person.
From the thread: Friday OT (re: Lent)
@NickTheGreat: I've given up cocaine for Lent. So far, so good.
From the thread: Submit questions for weekly mailbag 3-20
@jcyclonee: Why don't more people speak in a pirate accent?
From the thread: Hoiberg to Huskers?
@SpokaneCY: If I were to get divorced, Halle Berry would be the front-runner to be my next wife. When contacted, Halle said she's unclear if she would take the role.
From the thread: Submit your questions for 3/27 mailbag.
@CloneGuy8: Kansas fans describe Lawrence as the Paris of Eastern Kansas, but I was unimpressed when I went there. What am I missing?
@mdk2isu: The rest of Eastern Kansas.
@jbindm: Lately, I've been feeling like there's a distinct lack of Fred Hoiberg coverage on this site.
@Fitzy said: Thanks for the questions … look for it in the next day or two …
@Cyclonepride: So I spent three seconds thinking up a question, and now I have to wait for an answer?
From the thread: TJ to UNLV?
@Freebird: TJ to UNLV, Hoiberg to Nebby? This is all too gross. What's next, CW to Hawkeye Nation?
@ChrisMWilliams: I'd rather be dead.
From the thread: Hoiberg to Huskers?
@AuH2O: NU basketball is the 20-foot contested jumper with 18 seconds left on the shot clock of college jobs.
From the thread: Prohm got pissed:
@Cat Stevens: He is totally accepting mediocrity when we have all these fans that refuse to accept mediocrity. How can that possibly be acceptable? Accepting mediocrity, in the face of all of these people that refuse to accept mediocrity, is totally mediocre and not acceptable.
