***The Ranch - Mafia***

Doc

This is it Morty
Aug 6, 2006
37,437
21,963
113
Denver
BSalty be deady. Evidently the fine folks of Garrison have an issue with illegals 'round these parts, and found out BSalty was lacking his green card! While he got along just fine with everyone, unfortunately the townsfolk ran him back to Mexico in a very sad, unfortunate series of events.

BSalty was Umberto, a former ranch hand at the Iron River Ranch.

crop;jpeg_quality=70


(Just so I don't get in trouble with mods he portrayed an illegal immigrant on the show thanks)

Nice. And I’m happy to see you made a safe drive. Didn’t want you pulling a Moore a disappearing on us.
 

ISUCubswin

Well-Known Member
Mar 3, 2011
23,938
6,751
113
My Playhouse
Everyone in Garrison loved Umberto. After being let go by Iron River Ranch due to financial issues, Umberto landed a nice gig with Nuemann's Hill. And Neumann's Hill LOVED Umberto. Hard worker, never complained, and unreal charisma.

So when it became public that Umberto was sent back to Mexico, Neumann's Hill took a shot at one of the cops who expedited the deportation process, CYme.

CYme was Officer Wilkerson, regular innocent.

the-ranch.jpg
 

CYme

Well-Known Member
Dec 6, 2011
4,023
744
113
Pella, IA
Everyone in Garrison loved Umberto. After being let go by Iron River Ranch due to financial issues, Umberto landed a nice gig with Nuemann's Hill. And Neumann's Hill LOVED Umberto. Hard worker, never complained, and unreal charisma.

So when it became public that Umberto was sent back to Mexico, Neumann's Hill took a shot at one of the cops who expedited the deportation process, CYme.

CYme was Officer Wilkerson, regular innocent.

the-ranch.jpg

Are you f'ing kidding me, day 2?
 

cyfanatic13

Well-Known Member
SuperFanatic
SuperFanatic T2
Dec 19, 2008
11,253
10,087
113
Going back through the day.. did 2015 ever rescind off MDK?
 

CYme

Well-Known Member
Dec 6, 2011
4,023
744
113
Pella, IA
After I told him about your recent mafia record, PapaLew says come back to CofC; you won't die there. :D
Wish I could, can't commit to it with as much as I'm on the road, it wasn't fair to the rest of the clan. I am either in or out, my 10 year old says I deal in absolutes.
 

ImJustKCClone

Ancient Argumentative and Accidental Assassin Ape
SuperFanatic
SuperFanatic T2
Jun 18, 2013
60,147
44,672
113
traipsing thru the treetops
Wish I could, can't commit to it with as much as I'm on the road, it wasn't fair to the rest of the clan. I am either in or out, my 10 year old says I deal in absolutes.
Fair enough! He says to tell you he misses having you there. You should check out what that team has grown into. It also includes our one & only grandson (out of 16 grandkids). :D
 

ISUCubswin

Well-Known Member
Mar 3, 2011
23,938
6,751
113
My Playhouse
BSalty should've gone to the randomizer with 2015 - as I go back, I do not see a rescind off mdk.

I feel ******, as I really do appreciate BSalty. Think he's a great dude.

If anyone has any solutions/advice, let me know. It should've gone randomizer with a 50/50 shot.

Anyhow, I ****** up. I ****** up. Not you. Not you. And certainly not you. Me. I ****** up. Sorry all.
 

ImJustKCClone

Ancient Argumentative and Accidental Assassin Ape
SuperFanatic
SuperFanatic T2
Jun 18, 2013
60,147
44,672
113
traipsing thru the treetops
BSalty should've gone to the randomizer with 2015 - as I go back, I do not see a rescind off mdk.

I feel ******, as I really do appreciate BSalty. Think he's a great dude.

If anyone has any solutions/advice, let me know. It should've gone randomizer with a 50/50 shot.

Anyhow, I ****** up. I ****** up. Not you. Not you. And certainly not you. Me. I ****** up. Sorry all.
What if you brought him back in as a regular inno that can't be made mafia, and has 2 or 3 days of immunity from lynch/instakill/mafia kill?