Submit Your Questions for the 4/24 Mid-Week Mailbag

[Fitzy]

NFL Draft, off-season stuff, or off-topic. Whatever you guys want. But, do know that if you're looking for more spring football info, this probably isn't the place for it. CW or Jared would report on anything else they hear. I don't know anything more than they do.

Fire away!

 

[BCClone]

Weather is nice so beach time coming soon. So are sun burns. When at a nude beach, how do you rub in sun block to your junk without looking like you’re pleasuring yourself?

 

[cmjh10]

Weather is nice so beach time coming soon. So are sun burns. When at a nude beach, how do you rub in sun block to your junk without looking like you’re pleasuring yourself?

Have your wife do it

 

[Fitzy]

Weather is nice so beach time coming soon. So are sun burns. When at a nude beach, how do you rub in sun block to your junk without looking like you’re pleasuring yourself?

 

[Dandy]

Will Hakeem Butler finally break ISU's horrible NFL Draft First Round drought?

 

[Sigmapolis]

I am going to try again on this one...

You have a nuclear weapon that you MUST use on a "major" U.S. metro area.

I define "major" as anything above one million on the 2018 list here...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metropolitan_statistical_areas

So the smallest you can go is Tucson, Arizona. You have 53 options.

Which one gets it and why?

 

[BCClone]

I thought that was better than, will we stick with one press and one cloud corner or go to alternating things up.

 

[Bret44]

Would rather wear one of Matt Campbell's sweaty ball caps for a month straight, or Ray Lima's game worn jocks for 3 hours straight?

 

[IndyClone15]

When do Butler and Montgomery get picked?

 

[mdk2isu]

When will mafia be revived?

 

[cyyote15]

Would rather wear one of Matt Campbell's sweaty ball caps for a month straight, or Ray Lima's game worn jocks for 3 hours straight?

Both would be considered an honor to wear.

 

[cyclones500]

Choose one:
A. Butler and Horton-Tucker both are selected in first round of their respective drafts.
B. Bulter 1st round, THT not.
C. THT 1st round, Butler not.
D. Neither chosen in 1st round.
--> Provide brief explanation for your choice.

 

[StevieISU23]

Rank the Home football Game Dates-- Not by the specific team we are playing:

7. Nov 23 (KU), Winter is here in Iowa...no thanks
6. Nov 16 (Tex), glimmer of a hope for a Indian Summer Day, but still meh.
5. Sept 14 (ToE), First game of the year is past (hopefully a win), Bandwagon and fairweather fans show up and question why we aren't throwing it to Lazard more (graduated 2 years ago).
Typically blazing hot Game day.
4. Sept 21 (ULM), Usually a paid W. Closer to fall/FB weather.
3. Aug 31 (UNI), Hopefully a Night game, or super hot Day game ;(, gonna sweet, High level of excitement for upcoming year giddyup.
2. Oct 5 (TCU), Probably homecoming, Leaves are turning, Big12 is now going, Hoodie in the AM, Tshirt in the afternoon. By now you have a decent read on the team.
1. Oct 26 (OkSt), Perfect FB weather, Hot chili and Brats taste good while gathered around the warm grill, Jeans and Hoodies, maybe a stocking hat. Some frost in the AM. Afternoons are shortening. Smell of Harvest in the air, Combines are running full steam. Screams FB Season in AMES.

 

[RealisticCy]

Of everyone on the 2019 football roster, who eventually gets drafted and who has the potential to go the highest? Anyone gonna break the first round drought?

 

[BCClone]

Have your wife do it

You’re obviously not married

 

[jcyclonee]

Weather is nice so beach time coming soon. So are sun burns. When at a nude beach, how do you rub in sun block to your junk without looking like you’re pleasuring yourself?

You're pleasuring yourself at a nude beach. Why try to hide it?

 

[jcyclonee]

Have your wife do it

You're obviously not married.

 

[BCClone]

You're pleasuring yourself at a nude beach. Why try to hide it?

You stand in the water to do that. Can’t stand there all day.

 

[jcyclonee]

I am going to try again on this one...

You have a nuclear weapon that you MUST use on a "major" U.S. metro area.

I define "major" as anything above one million on the 2018 list here...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metropolitan_statistical_areas

So the smallest you can go is Tucson, Arizona. You have 53 options.

Which one gets it and why?

Sacramento - Too many extremist politicians and the hometown of the mean-spirited ex-wife of a good friend.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

What is your worst vacation story?

What is the worst part of your body that you've ever gotten sunburned?