Submit Your Questions for the 2/20 Mid-Week Mailbag

[bozclone]

Give me your "breakout" player for next year. Both football and basketball.

 

[Sigmapolis]

You have a nuclear weapon you MUST use.

Which U.S. metro area (minimum a million people) gets it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metropolitan_statistical_areas

Tucson and up on the 2017 list.

 

[jcyclonee]

Your college aged son goes on a date or two with this 15-20 years older woman. As a single dad you meet her before a date and feel she’s flirting with you. He breaks it off because he feels she likes older guys.

Do you go after her? Asking for a friend of course.

We need pics to help with a decision for your friend.

 

[GTO]

You have a nuclear weapon you MUST use.

Which U.S. metro area (minimum a million people) gets it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metropolitan_statistical_areas

Tucson and up on the 2017 list.

Easy: Iowa City.

Step one: Just to make sure there are a million people, move all Hok fans all over the US to Iowa City first.
Step two: In order to pay for futher JTS and Hilton renovations, raffle tickets at $1k for Cyclone fans to be the ones to push the button.
Step three: profit.

 

[jcyclonee]

You have a nuclear weapon you MUST use.

Which U.S. metro area (minimum a million people) gets it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metropolitan_statistical_areas

Tucson and up on the 2017 list.

If I'm allowed to remove one family (like Lot running from Sodom and Gomorrah) the answer is easy. Cleveland. Put it out of its misery.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Would you sell Montana to Canada for $1 Trillion to pay down the national debt?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mo...-pay-down-national-debt/ar-BBTMDkZ?ocid=ientp

I don’t understand why we don’t make Mexico for other arbitrary items like the national debt? Let’s just throw it out there and see what happens.

 

[CyJeans]

You have a nuclear weapon you MUST use.

Which U.S. metro area (minimum a million people) gets it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metropolitan_statistical_areas

Tucson and up on the 2017 list.

That's dark man

...obvious answer is somewhere in Florida. Something went wrong down there, I don't know how to explain it.

 

[jcyclonee]

Easy: Iowa City.

Step one: Just to make sure there are a million people, move all Hok fans all over the US to Iowa City first.
Step two: In order to pay for futher JTS and Hilton renovations, raffle tickets at $1k for Cyclone fans to be the ones to push the button.
Step three: profit.

In theory, this is perfect. In practice, I'm not sure one nuclear weapon is enough to destroy Nate Stanley. He could shield a couple hundred thousand Hok fans from the blast, too.

 

[jcyclonee]

Does anybody that's not a Duke fan, Hok fan or one of a couple ESPN talking heads root for Duke when they play ISU in the NCAA Championship game?


Screw the possibility of a jinx. I'm going there.

 

[CarlHungus]

If someone paid you $20, would you take a dump at Mickeys on a Friday night?

 

[CyJeans]

If someone paid you $20, would you take a dump at Mickies on a Friday night?

Does your butt have to touch the seat?

 

[jcyclonee]

Would you rather?

1. Buy Final Four tickets from Marty Tyrell
2. Supply the Iowa QB's training table for a week?

 

[CarlHungus]

Does your butt have to touch the seat?

Of course. No hover-dumps allowed for the purposes of this question

 

[coolerifyoudid]

You have a nuclear weapon you MUST use.

Which U.S. metro area (minimum a million people) gets it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metropolitan_statistical_areas

Tucson and up on the 2017 list.

Would Detroit notice?

 

[GTO]

Would you rather?

1. Buy Final Four tickets from Marty Tyrell
2. Supply the Iowa QB's training table for a week?

Buy the Final Four tickets. At least there you would know how much money you would lose. The second one would require you to sell your house, use all your savings, and dip into your 401K.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Is sunlight still a thing?

 

[Dannynoonan]

Don't get comfortable and hold onto your outlandish questions just because Iowa State basketball is back on the winning track... Let it all out!

Why do we suck at home this year?? Are these guys coddled all the time? Can Campbell coach basketball?

 

[Cyclone06]

Is it illegal for Jacobson and Lard to be on floorcat sane time? If so, Can we get an exemption if the other team gets an offensive rebound after every miss.

 

[Chizit]

Why do bad things happen to good people?

 

[CoKane]

How can a team be this good on the road while also being this awful at home