Soccer and sex?

[Cyballz]

Saw this article

European study says soccer is like sex for fans - News | FOX Sports on MSN

and thought that if watching soccer is like sex for you then...

 

[ianoconnor]

Hey everyone, let's all ignorantly bash soccer!!! Yay!

 

[CLONECONES]

 

[colbycheese]

Hey everyone, let's all ignorantly bash soccer!!! Yay!

I'm down with that...

Saw this article
European study says soccer is like sex for fans - News | FOX Sports on MSN

So your saying there's a lot of faking, some penalty shots, and you never know when the game is over until the ref says so?

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

If this would involve me and say Hope Solo or Alex Morgan then hell yes!

 

[bluestarcyclone]

Hey everyone, let's all ignorantly bash soccer!!! Yay!

There's nothing ignorant about bashing soccer.

 

[aeroclone]

Hours of boredom, and at the end of the night there is a pretty high likelihood that nobody scores. Sounds about right.

 

[HFCS]

European soccer and world cup soccer is the only fandom I've witnessed up close that seems as intense and emotional as college football. NFL/MLB/NBA fans "think" they are passionate but it's nothing compared to most college football fans.

So basically this study means Cyclone football is like sex to fans.

 

[HFCS]

Hey everyone, let's all ignorantly bash soccer!!! Yay!

The only fans on Earth that go as overboard as college football fans...are soccer fans.

A wise man once said "when you 'dis Dre you dis yourself fool". It applies nicely here.

 

[RyCy04]

It is a lot like soccer in that normally only 1 team out of the 2 scores.

 

[cy1010]

Since we're going down this hijacked path here is my analogy re: soccer in the States.

I love soccer. I played in HS and in college, and coached at the HS level. I love Manchester United. And I am never more passionate than when the USMNT plays in the World Cup. I think anyone who knows me would not dispute my soccer bona fides.

However, I see soccer in the States like Tim Tebow. People who love soccer (or love Tim Tebow) spend soooo much of their time telling other people why they should also love soccer (or Tim Tebow) that they end up having the opposite affect, and people end up hating soccer (or Tim Tebow) more than they would have had they never been told why soccer (or Tim Tebow) is the greatest thing in the history of the world.

In short, I think people hate "soccer guy" (or "Tim Tebow guy") more than they actually hate soccer (or Tim Tebow).

End rant.

 

[IcSyU]

European soccer and world cup soccer is the only fandom I've witnessed up close that seems as intense and emotional as college football. NFL/MLB/NBA fans "think" they are passionate but it's nothing compared to most college football fans.

So basically this study means Cyclone football is like sex to fans.

Cyclone football occasionally leaves me more satisfied and happy than sex.

 

[3TrueFans]

Cyclone football occasionally leaves me more satisfied and happy than sex.

You're doing sex really, really wrong then.

 

[IcSyU]

You're doing sex really, really wrong then.

When the girlfriend decides no sex is happening sex is not fun. :skeptical:

 

[CLONECONES]

In short, I think people hate "soccer guy" (or "Tim Tebow guy") more than they actually hate soccer (or Tim Tebow).

End rant.

exactly... i mean mostly everyone played soccer at some point in their life and it's good **** and the highlights are pretty impressive

but don't tell me how sick the champions league is or how UEFA is nasty or about some 1 named european guy and his shots

long hair care care... honestly.

 

[3TrueFans]

exactly... i mean mostly everyone played soccer at some point in their life and it's good **** and the highlights are pretty impressive

but don't tell me how sick the champions league is or how UEFA is nasty or about some 1 named european guy and his shots

long hair care care... honestly.

long hair care care?

 

[Cyclonestate78]

When the girlfriend decides no sex is happening sex is not fun. :skeptical:

Playing time definitely is a major factor. I agree with your original statement.

 

[BloodyBuddy]

Had to wait until I get home to view this thread. So not worth it.

 

[DeereClone]

Since we're going down this hijacked path here is my analogy re: soccer in the States.

I love soccer. I played in HS and in college, and coached at the HS level. I love Manchester United. And I am never more passionate than when the USMNT plays in the World Cup. I think anyone who knows me would not dispute my soccer bona fides.

However, I see soccer in the States like Tim Tebow. People who love soccer (or love Tim Tebow) spend soooo much of their time telling other people why they should also love soccer (or Tim Tebow) that they end up having the opposite affect, and people end up hating soccer (or Tim Tebow) more than they would have had they never been told why soccer (or Tim Tebow) is the greatest thing in the history of the world.

In short, I think people hate "soccer guy" (or "Tim Tebow guy") more than they actually hate soccer (or Tim Tebow).

End rant.

I truly hate soccer.

 

[Sandman]

People who hate soccer are barbarians.