Instead of waiting until year-end, I compiled enough material for January. No guarantee I can do it on a monthly basis throughout the year, but testing the waters.
I’ll post few of my favorites in several segments. (Some include minor edits for clarity/concision.)
If anyone has other nuggets I didn't include, please post!
From the thread: Mid-week Mailbag 1-9 -- regarding
A-1/Heinz 57 debate
@MeanDean: Reminds me of when people used to say that putting salt on something was an insult to the cook/chef. I always liked to say, "No, it's a compliment. It means I'm considering eating it."
@jcyclonee: It's also an insult if you can't eat your sushi whole. Sorry. Make your sushi smaller. I'm not Linda Lovelace.
**Several other gems followed, I couldn’t keep up!**
From the thread:
Face … meet backboard
@madguy30: Sometimes it pays to be a marginal athlete so you don't have to worry about things like that. And by “you” I mean ”me.”
@Blandboy: Definitely targeting...led with the crown of his head!
@LindenCy: Any report on his health? That was brutal.
@Blandboy: He has a headache
@coolerifyoudid: He's facing a few issues, but he's tackling them head-on.
From the thread: Iowa’s collapse begins in January
@cyrocksmypants: They’ve got to just pump a **** ton of artificial noise into (Carver-Hawkeye). At one point the place sounded raucous, but when I looked at the crowd, nobody was clapping or cheering. It reminded me of the old PS2 basketball games where the crowd gets loud, but it’s just like paper cutouts when you look at it.
