CycloneErik
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Wow, ISU just giving away tickets....pathetic.
THERE'S NO PIZZA AND ICE CREAM!!!!!!
Two free tickets to Texas Tech
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Question: Why do University of Iowa graduates insist on hanging their diploma on their rearview mirror?
Answer: It allows them to park in handicap spaces.
Answer: It allows them to park in handicap spaces.
Question: Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa City?
Answer: Cause it ain't worth ........ on.
Answer: Cause it ain't worth ........ on.
Question: What do you have when you've got Kirk Ferentz, Fran McCaffery, and Gary Barta up to their necks in sand?
Answer: Not enough sand.
Answer: Not enough sand.
If this doesnt make you laugh, I dont know what will.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGrfPFpR2Qs]Notti Boy - Hawkeyes Anthem - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGrfPFpR2Qs]Notti Boy - Hawkeyes Anthem - YouTube[/ame]
A big shot executive was in his office trying to figure out a math problem for his son but he didn’t have a calculator. He then remembered his secretary was a graduate of Iowa so he thought he would ask her.
“Hey Jen, if I have $5320 and I have to subtract 40% of it how much do you have to take off?â€
She took a minute to think it through and said, “Everything but my earrings.â€
“Hey Jen, if I have $5320 and I have to subtract 40% of it how much do you have to take off?â€
She took a minute to think it through and said, “Everything but my earrings.â€
Since you are a flooring company...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He got out his hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.
"Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway."
"Now," she said, "if only I could find my parakeet."
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He got out his hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.
"Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway."
"Now," she said, "if only I could find my parakeet."
What's the one thing fat girl's and moped's have in common?
They're both fun to ride until your friends catch you on one.
They're both fun to ride until your friends catch you on one.
A Hawkeye football player was bragging to a group of girls that he finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 3 months.
One of the girls said, “You’re proud that it took you *only* three months to finish that?”
The Hawkeye player replied, “Yup, it said 4-6 years on the box!”
One of the girls said, “You’re proud that it took you *only* three months to finish that?”
The Hawkeye player replied, “Yup, it said 4-6 years on the box!”
A young boy and his grandmother were paying respects to his grandfather at a local cemetery. The boy walked by a headstone that read “Here lays a great Hawkeye football player and a role model to children everywhere.” The little boy looked up to his grandmother and asked “Grandma why did they bury two people in there?”
What’s the difference between Kinnick Stadium and a porcupine?
On a porcupine all the ****** are on the outside…
On a porcupine all the ****** are on the outside…
Here's a business lead. A certain poster's mom is looking to get new carpet laid. She just has to wait to grow it out.
What's the difference between Robin Hood without his glasses and a constipated owl?
- One shoots and can't hit ...
- One shoots and can't hit ...
