Two free tickets to Texas Tech
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A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies, "Nope, just pinching one off."
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies, "Nope, just pinching one off."
Ps: hawk fans still think they have a chance to make the tournament in basketball this year, and are going to win the National Championship in football next season.
A jet taxiing for takeoff suddenly stops, then returns to the terminal. After an hour of waiting at the gate, the plane eventually returns to the tarmac again for takeoff. As the stewardess is completing a final check of the cabin, a concerned passenger asks what caused the delay.
"The pilot was concerned about a noise he heard in the engine," she explained, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
"The pilot was concerned about a noise he heard in the engine," she explained, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
Sven and Ole are valkin along..
Sven asks, "Ole, howsa Lena?"
Ole replies, "Not so goot Ole. She is up in bed wit Laryngitis."
Sven exclaims, "Uff da! Isa dat Greek sonofagun aroun' again?"
Sven asks, "Ole, howsa Lena?"
Ole replies, "Not so goot Ole. She is up in bed wit Laryngitis."
Sven exclaims, "Uff da! Isa dat Greek sonofagun aroun' again?"
