Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

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Mrs. JCyclonee is going out of town this (next?) weekend. This is how I find out she's meeting another man?

What's weird is if someone asked me what I was doing next weekend, I'd probably think they were talking about 11/5-11/6. But when they specify an actual day, it sounds stupid to assume it's the upcoming Saturday or Sunday.


This could be a contributing factor to why people don't ask me what I'm doing
 
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I ordered six packages of white glitter yesterday on amazon. You're welcome, apartment.
When my wife goes out of town with the ladies, I tell her not to tell me what they are doing because I already know it involves pillow fights and lingerie. I don't want to find out what the glitter is really for. I'm just going to assume it is for a bachelorette party.
 
When my wife goes out of town with the ladies, I tell her not to tell me what they are doing because I already know it involves pillow fights and lingerie. I don't want to find out what the glitter is really for. I'm just going to assume it is for a bachelorette party.

Nope. Stripping.

WDSM can confirm.

Actually, I'm going to build a new coffee table top, make it glittery, and cover it with epoxy.
 
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WDSM can confirm.

Actually, I'm going to build a new coffee table top, make it glittery, and cover it with epoxy.
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Only if she brings home all of her singles and shares with you.

This reminds of story of when my brother was in high school he won like $150 at post prom one year, but the largest bill was $20 so essentially he had wade of cash in his possession. The next morning my mom saw the the cash and just naturally assumed my brother was a drug dealer and proceed to hide the money in her closet away from him.
 
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This reminds of story of when my brother was in high school he won like $150 at post prom one year, but the largest bill was $20 so essentially he had wade of cash in his possession. The next morning my mom saw the the cash and just naturally assumed my brother was a drug dealer and proceed to hide the money in her closet away from him.


Kind of a quick jump by a mom there. Usually the parents will deny while the deal happens infront of their faces.
 
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