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The "talking stage" before a relationship is exhausting
We don't want to hear about Pants squeezing his juice.Pants always says "The juice is worth the squeeze"
He is only being respectful.You were that age once. You know exactly what his plan is...
While we had the family over Saturday afternoon after the confirmation, the daughter's boyfriend stopped by and dropped off a gift for her. He was polite and friendly and the gift was actually pretty nice (one of those wooden angels with wire wings). I don't know what to think. hmmmmm.
You were that age once. You know exactly what his plan is...
BTW, my son and niece loved The Little Mermaid. And we're very much looking forward to Peter Pan this time next year!
Pants always says "The juice is worth the squeeze"
Pants always says "The juice is worth the squeeze"
He's got ya brainwashed. I knew there had to be a reason why you were still dating him.
http://jalopnik.com/this-incredible-waterskiing-record-is-not-what-you-expe-1778161825
One thing the article got wrong, I don't think those are "Tundra tires" he's skimming on, I think it's actually the pilot's gigantic testicles.
Much much better than I thought it would be the first time I saw it.Fun fact, that line is from a movie about a porn star. The Girl Next Door. Great movie. Emile Hursch or whatever his name is, Elisha Cutbbert, Timothy Olyphant, Olivia Wilde.......great movie.