Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

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Mackey, does big Dan bench press your dog when he comes over?
I wouldn't recommend trusting that Big Dan guy.

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I concur with Cooler Johnson. I'd miss the kickball updates too much if there wasn't something.

Also, I concur with Boxster Johnson, Meow friend swimsuit talk is useless without pics.


I have a need to go watch blazing saddles now.


[video=youtube;3NaQxUEfxt0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NaQxUEfxt0[/video]
 
I finally had to put jsb on my ignore list. I'm no longer sure if she is actually that obsessed with Fred or is just trolling, but either way I've had enough with her dragging Fred into every GD thread.

/rant
 
Humble brag alert. My parents have 8 kids and 14 grandkids. All of us kids graduated from college (6 from ISU!) When my niece graduated from ISU last Saturday, 8 of the 14 grandkids have now graduated from college. One is currently at ISU, another starts at K-state this fall and the youngest four are all planning on attending college as well.

Considering that none of my parents or their siblings were able to attend, that's a hell of an accomplishment.

#feelinglucky

I'm still the only person to graduate from college on either side of my family.....
 
43 degrees and 18 mph winds tomorrow in beautiful Big Lake, Minnesota tomorrow for a baseball tournament.
Ugh, I thought sand volleyball tonight at 52 degrees and 20 mph winds on wet sand was going to suck tonight, but at least I don't have to be out there for more than an hour.
 
Ugh, I thought sand volleyball tonight at 52 degrees and 20 mph winds on wet sand was going to suck tonight, but at least I don't have to be out there for more than an hour.

I always liked playing on wet sand. It packed down and I could jump higher. Plus the wind is awesome for some serving fun.

I've got no silver lining for that 52 degree thing, though. That straight-up sucks. Maybe try alcohol. It's a bit of a cure-all for me.
 
I was curious and looked up the definition in Mirriam-Webster's

foreplay
noun fore·play \-ˌplā\
Popularity: Bottom 69% of words
Simple Definition of foreplay: sexual actions (such as begging and bribery) that people do with each other before they have sex

So if we play checkers before hand, that counts?
 
Humble brag alert. My parents have 8 kids and 14 grandkids. All of us kids graduated from college (6 from ISU!) When my niece graduated from ISU last Saturday, 8 of the 14 grandkids have now graduated from college. One is currently at ISU, another starts at K-state this fall and the youngest four are all planning on attending college as well.

Considering that none of my parents or their siblings were able to attend, that's a hell of an accomplishment.

#feelinglucky

That's awesome.

I come from a very ISU family as well. My grandfather attended back when it was Iowa State College, but didn't graduate. Then in my parents generation, my mom's family has 8 kids and my dad's has 6 and between the 14 of them, 12 spent at least some time at ISU. One in my dad's family stayed and farmed, and the baby in my mom's family went to Iowa (BOO!). Then in the next generation 3 of the 4 in my family went to ISU, and at least 12 in my generation have so far. #feelinglucky is really the best way to put it, or also that being born to these families in this country in this time is really hitting the lottery.
 
That's awesome.

I come from a very ISU family as well. My grandfather attended back when it was Iowa State College, but didn't graduate. Then in my parents generation, my mom's family has 8 kids and my dad's has 6 and between the 14 of them, 12 spent at least some time at ISU. One in my dad's family stayed and farmed, and the baby in my mom's family went to Iowa (BOO!). Then in the next generation 3 of the 4 in my family went to ISU, and at least 12 in my generation have so far. #feelinglucky is really the best way to put it, or also that being born to these families in this country in this time is really hitting the lottery.

Some of us are just born lucky. The rest go to Eastern Iowa Community College.
 
Very clever strategy. Now when she's ready to rebound, she'll go running into the arms of the stability known as Boxster.

Exactly! Which is why I haven't said anything to her since. You make them feel special, then break their heart so Boxster can come swooping in to save the day as the sensitive guy. Instant boning.
 
Bawbie's mention of Iowa State college reminded me of something. One summer when I worked for maintenance, we were getting things ready for the Special Olympians that stayed on campus. We ended up replacing the mattresses in old RCA. A bunch of them were stamped "Iowa State College".

I'd say "If those mattresses could talk" but I'm sure all they'd say is "Eww, for the love of God, burn me and end this torture."
 
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