Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

[cowgirl836]

Forgot that show was back on. I missed a chance to have lady friends over.

 

[NWICY]

Forgot that show was back on. I missed a chance to have lady friends over.

Well WDSM would have enjoyed that.

 

[GTO]

Thinking of the murder house and lawn mowing. My wife had a classmate who had half a butt cheek lopped off by his mom.on the mower.

How does that happen???

 

[55dB]

You know it's Monday when #TheBachelorette is the top trend on Twitter. How does one of the worst rated TV shows get so many viewers?

There's a guy from Waverly on this season, but I never watch that garbage.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

How does that happen???

What? His mom on the mower?

 

[isulive2train]

Thinking of the murder house and lawn mowing. My wife had a classmate who had half a butt cheek lopped off by his mom.on the mower.

You a sorry motha.....when you back that a** up.

 

[BCClone]

How does that happen???

Said he was young when it happened. His mom didn't see him when she backed the mower up.

Must be a common thing in my wife's class. She had another classmates who lost the toes on one foot. Class of around 55-60.

 

[CycloneErik]

Said he was young when it happened. His mom didn't see him when she backed the mower up.

Must be a common thing in my wife's class. She had another classmates who lost the toes on one foot. Class of around 55-60.

And those generations mock the younger ones for things like warning labels without realizing that they're the reason for them......

 

[BCClone]

And those generations mock the younger ones for things like warning labels without realizing that they're the reason for them......

Yeah, but my wife does come from a town with rampant inbreeding.

 

[CloneFan4]

Where's CyArob at? Lucky enough to just get to the Eastern Conference Finals?! Its even now

 

[wxman1]

So I was just watching the news and they did a story on how I-380 is under construction at the Iowa River and now due to the condition of the bridge highway 965 is now limited to one lane causing back ups. For those unfamiliar both are routes between CR and IC that intersect the river at pretty much the exact same spot.

https://www.google.com/maps/@41.8037012,-91.6535741,14.75z

Anywho they interviewed a guy who said "It is a big inconveience but about the only other options is to go clear to Des Moines (The s's were pronounced) to get around it."

Dude either stop lying or buy a map or GPS.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

And those generations mock the younger ones for things like warning labels without realizing that they're the reason for them......

Bought a self propelled gas lawnmower years ago. There was a sticker on the blade housing that read "Caution: do not use as a hedge trimmer". I can only imagine the Darwin candidate that did just that, lost vital body parts, and blamed the manufacturer because they didn't warn him/her that lifting it up & trimming a hedge with it was probably not a good idea.

 

[VeloClone]

If I was manufacturing equipment these days I think I would make one warning sticker for everything that simply said:

"!Don't be a ******* idiot. !​"

 

[GTO]

If I was manufacturing equipment these days I think I would make one warning sticker for everything that simply said:

"!Don't be a ******* idiot. !​"

Then you'd probably be sued by the Idiot Society of America.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

If I was manufacturing equipment these days I think I would make one warning sticker for everything that simply said:

"!Don't be a ******* idiot. !​"

I'm offended.

 

[VeloClone]

Then you'd probably be sued by the Idiot Society of America.

I'm offended.

Are these posts related?

GTO, need a poll over here...

 

[GTO]

Are these posts related?

GTO, need a poll over here...

Well, he is pretending to be Trump, so that should tell you all you need to know.

 

[VeloClone]

Well, he is pretending to be Trump, so that should tell you all you need to know.

Excellent point.

 

[GTO]

GTO. "Navy SEALS: The Battle for New Orleans."

A team of Navy SEALS are sent to New Orleans to save the Vice President at all costs from a zombie epidemic.

You want to watch this. You NEED to watch this.

Damn it, Pants! Why did you make me watch this? This movie is terrible. These are the fattest NAVY Seals I've ever seen in a movie.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Damn it, Pants! Why did you make me watch this? This movie is terrible. These are the fattest NAVY Seals I've ever seen in a movie.

That would explain why zombies kept killing them. But the brotherhood they show!