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***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

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mustangcy said:
I hate my job....on Tuesday I got the chance to walk in and give my two weeks notice as I got a new, much better and higher paying job. My boss was shocked and has no idea what to do...I was/am in heaven.
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How'd you get such a job?
 
4429 mcc said:
That's not that bad, I have a similar story. When I was in college I took this chick home and it was hot and heavy with full on petting but none of the good stuff. She tells me we can't do it b/c all my roommates are home and they'll hear. She tells me that if I take her home she'll make it worth it. So I drive absolutely wasted to her place off of S Dakota from Campus town. We get there clothes are off she goes down on me and then stops when she hears one of her roommates comes home. She runs out and never comes back. Her roommate then comes in (I'm butt naked) and tells me I have to leave I talk to her roommate for 15 minutes pleading w/ her just to send the girl back in. She won't and tells me to leave before she calls the cops...I leave but not before I grab the girls car keys and ID from her pants. I threw them out some where along Mortensen on the way home.
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This would not be funny if that girl were my sister.

BUT, since I only have brothers, I find it freakin' HILARIOUS! :yes:
 
I'll share my slumpbuster story.

I was in a pretty big dry spell 3rd year at ISU. A friend on my floor was having his girlfriend come up for the weekend and he offered to set me up with her friend.

Well, she was not exactly a looker but she was a sure bet. I preceded to get high and drunk that night. We went at it for a while but I was so trashed that I was numb and had my first and only case of "Whiskey ****." It didn't help that she just wasn't doing it for me physically. She was actually pretty cool about it and acted all sweet to me the rest of the night.
I ended up getting a decent GF a little while later thank goodness. She was a redhead and although pretty much all redheads are bat**** crazy, she made up for it with "enthusiasm" in the sack.
 
I just took a dump at work and realized too late that there was no TP.

We only have air dryers, so waddling over to get paper towels was out of the question.

I am now only wearing one sock.
 
cyhiphopp said:
Why did you have access to a strippers laptop?
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My buddy and I used to frequent this hole in the wall one, and he started hooking up with one of them. We'd party with them at their place. For some reason one of the first times we were over there I stole it. She ****** my buddy off for some reason so it seemed logical when we were hammered. We ended up giving it back.
 
4429 mcc said:
That's not that bad, I have a similar story. When I was in college I took this chick home and it was hot and heavy with full on petting but none of the good stuff. She tells me we can't do it b/c all my roommates are home and they'll hear. She tells me that if I take her home she'll make it worth it. So I drive absolutely wasted to her place off of S Dakota from Campus town. We get there clothes are off she goes down on me and then stops when she hears one of her roommates comes home. She runs out and never comes back. Her roommate then comes in (I'm butt naked) and tells me I have to leave I talk to her roommate for 15 minutes pleading w/ her just to send the girl back in. She won't and tells me to leave before she calls the cops...I leave but not before I grab the girls car keys and ID from her pants. I threw them out some where along Mortensen on the way home.
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Why are women so obsessed with preventing their friends from having sex?

Its literally the worst thing about females. I can't even fathom doing this to any of my roomates. I would have let them finish, then shame the random, or my roomate.
 
2ndCyCE said:
My wife and I have been going through this for some time now, so I guess that is my confession. I have come to the realization that we will most likely not have children, but it has understandably been more difficult for her.

Just be there for each other, even if she says you don't understand what it is like for her (because she is right - you don't). And get ready for the emotional roller coaster every time she sees a pregant woman or a baby at the store, or every time one of her friends on facebook gets pregnant.

Pretty much it has come to the decision of whether we want to just be child-free or adopt, which can be expensive. Fertility treatment is not an option for us, as insurance doesn't cover it.

Best of luck to you and your wife. Do not forget that the number one reason that you married each other is not because you wanted children (even though you do want them) but because you love one another and want to spend your lives together.
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Sorry to hear about your situation. This may not help, but have you looked into the diet/healthy eating side of getting pregnant? There is no shortage of quack science out there these days, especially when it comes to food, but I know of a few people who were helped by eating healthier, lots of veg "super foods" and getting rid of processed foods, etc. I think one of the sites was naturallyknockedup . com

I have also heard of this... naprotechnology com ...sounds like it helps without the expensive treatments and ethic questions some have w/ in-vitro.

Sorry if neither of those address the actual issues. Good luck.
 
Al_4_State said:
I just took a dump at work and realized too late that there was no TP.

We only have air dryers, so waddling over to get paper towels was out of the question.

I am now only wearing one sock.
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I would have torn my sleeves off and impersonated Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn the rest of the day FTW.
 
Back in my tranny days, I used to troll the bars in Iowa City. Not to brag, but my friends said I was average looking as a chick, and of course got better looking the closer it got to closing time.
I took this one dude home with me once, and we did some "stuff." My roommate had some drama so I left for a couple minutes, and when I got back the SOB was gone, and he took my iPod to boot.
Anyway, I won't apologize for my experimental years. But the confession is the guy I brought home was coyote ugly. I mean Abe Vigoda-after-a-bender ugly. I'm still ashamed.
 
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Al_4_State said:
Why are women so obsessed with preventing their friends from having sex?

Its literally the worst thing about females. I can't even fathom doing this to any of my roomates. I would have let them finish, then shame the random, or my roomate.
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Yeah, I've been blocked a few times by roomates.

Apparently they think they are keeping their friend from making some huge mistake that they will regret when sober.

I kind of understand that, but let them make their own decisions. I made it a point not to go after girls if they were so drunk that they didn't know what/who they were doing.
 
Naughtius said:
Back in my tranny days, I used to troll the bars in Iowa City. Not to brag, but my friends said I was average looking as a chick, and of course got better looking the closer it got to closing time.
I took this one dude home with me once, and we did some "stuff." My roommate had some drama so I left for a couple minutes, and when I got back the SOB was gone, and he took my iPod to boot.
Anyway, I won't apologize for my experimental years. But the confession is the guy I brought home was coyote ugly. I mean Abe Vigoda-after-a-bender ugly. I'm still ashamed.
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I see what you did there!
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
 
Al_4_State said:
I just took a dump at work and realized too late that there was no TP.

We only have air dryers, so waddling over to get paper towels was out of the question.

I am now only wearing one sock.
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This reminds me of a summer during high school. I was working with one of my brothers doing construction and he comes walking back from the bathroom in what appeared to be a young womans shirt because it was quite short. Well he had run into the same problem and had to tear pieces of his shirt to wipe.

Damn it was funny.
 
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