Sound like with the intellect you are dealing with you might want to use these going forward. Pretend you are at "****'s Last Resort" and make hats for everyone!!
Office etiquette
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I'd like to air an office grievance. I work in a 20 story building, my company has the entire floor above me and about 2/3 of my floor. The other 1/3 is used by a company that is also on three or four other floors. There's one set of bathrooms on each floor.
Well, there's this one guy who works on a different floor, for the other company also located on my floor, who comes and takes a dump in our floor's bathroom, pretty much every day. Gets off the elevator, to the bathrooms, back on the elevator.
That's grounds for dismissal, in my mind. Stick to your floor's crapper, buddy.
Well, there's this one guy who works on a different floor, for the other company also located on my floor, who comes and takes a dump in our floor's bathroom, pretty much every day. Gets off the elevator, to the bathrooms, back on the elevator.
That's grounds for dismissal, in my mind. Stick to your floor's crapper, buddy.
Do we work at the same place? We call that guy the Traveling **** ter.
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OK, Tulsi. These are the important decisions we need you to take a stand on!
You need to penny him into the bathroom a few times. He'll get the message.
I disagree. The office is just like campus. You seek out and find the best crapper to fit your needs and work your way in to the schedule. I used to walk a half mile round trip to use my preferred crapper. Just like on campus when I would only poop in the Parks basement.
But then you can’t play that awesome prank where you slide someone’s two hole punch cutter over just enough that they don’t notice it when they use it, then the paper doesn’t fit right in their folder. Hi-jinks at its finest....
Eat some chili or cabbage, whatever makes you extra pungent, fart in the elevator and then send it to his floor.
Every once in awhile if our restroom is being cleaned, one MIGHT end up on our IT floor. It is amazing what cheetos and mountain dew will do to someones digestive system.
If so this guy is pooping so much he might need to see a doctor!! Which may be problematic when he gets fired for bathroom misconduct.
I think, just like anything, you have people who are resistant to change. Then you have people who don't know how to use technology to their benefit (like creating text fields in Adobe for electronic use). Then, you also have companies rolling out ImageNow on the promise to go paperless, but having poor processes to begin with that it makes ImageNow inefficient. On top of using ImageNow, you have companies using ImageNow as a documentation retention tool, but having no unique document identifier system so documents can never be found. Which leads people to print things they need off to save them of the hassle.
I think I'm going to go buy some folders and 1000 rolls of postage stamps. Forever stamps are the best inflation protection.
This reminded me of an experience I had a little over a year ago
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/threads/workplace-restroom-incident.241080/
