Oakley sunglasses

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Let me know when crocs can be used for protection and safety.

Let me know when Oakleys can stylishly and comfortably protect your feet and keep you from getting tetanus. Or do you want lock-jaw?
 
Oh. So nothing other than what their own company says so? Cool. Thanks for the clarification.

Disclaimer: I don't own Oakley's. Not because I think they're out of style, but I'm too cheap to justify the cost for something I don't wear often & would lose within a month (usually due to some mishap involving alcohol... tailgating eats sunglasses on the reg)

I've never worn a $10 pair of sunglasses that are polarized & have as much UV protection like Oakley's do. Yeah, I know the ones at Walmart say 'polarized - 100% UV protection', buy I assure you they aren't the same & the difference is immediately noticeable. Oakley's cut out any glare from the sun almost completely. I'm sure there are other brands that do it just as well, but I haven't found any under $100.
 
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I have a nephew named Oakley. Prior to his arrival in this world, my sister asked her husband what he'd like to name the baby (since she named their first son). He took off his sunglasses, looked at the brand and said - "Oakley, that's a good name." But TM, no, I haven't purchased any Oakley glasses - sorry for the digression.

Good thing he wasn't wearing DKNY sunglasses
 
I disagree. You should see some of the crap that they walk around in. It's like a fashion sense similar to Will Ferrel's character in Zoolander.
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I'm sure I can find douchebags who use damn near any product. That doesn't mean the product's usage is exclusive to douchebags.

Unless we're talking about:

(1) Corvettes;
(2) Crotch Rockets;
(3) Hawkeye gear;
(4) Oakleys