More Players Out the Door

Dear Football,

Your sad and pathetic attempts to stay relevant by ******** all over basketball season have got to stop. It's over, dreamy won. We are now officially a basketball school. You are allowed to speak from late August through October and during spring football. The rest of the year belongs to basketball. You may continue to bring recruits to basketball games because lord knows you need all the help you can get. Otherwise, we expect silence the remainder of the year. When you stop sucking we can re-evaluate the terms of our agreement.

Signed,
Clone Fan

Even wrestlers have passed up the football team for relevancy.
 
Dear Football,

Your sad and pathetic attempts to stay relevant by ******** all over basketball season have got to stop. It's over, dreamy won. We are now officially a basketball school. You are allowed to speak from late August through October and during spring football. The rest of the year belongs to basketball. You may continue to bring recruits to basketball games because lord knows you need all the help you can get. Otherwise, we expect silence the remainder of the year. When you stop sucking we can re-evaluate the terms of our agreement.

Signed,
Clone Fan

Or, you could just not pay attention to football. Seems like an easier fix than to take the time out of your day to type out such a message saying you don't care. Also, if you're only a fair-weather football fan, stay on the court.
 
So we messed up by not putting leslie on the field last year so he can play immediately?

Something tells me he saw what a ****** job we did utilizing a potential All-American TE and decided he could do better elsewhere.
 
Just like Harbaugh, who if he didn't take Michigan job they were eyeing Marrone knowing of the contract opt out he had. 8-4 twice in 4 years at Syracuse. 2-0 bowls. & 9 wins for first time at Buffalo in 11 years with Manual/Orton as QB's.

Michigan wasn't hiring Marrone. Harbaugh isn't an ******* like Marrone. Marrone also hasn't accomplished anything compared to Harbaugh. FWIW, Mullen was likely the guy at Michigan
 
I'm asking why a guy who didn't see a second of action (apparently) is considered a "huge loss"

I might buy this logic if the primary guy that kept him from seeing time was an all league performer who exhauseted his eligibility and won't be playing TE for us next year.
 
Dear Football,

Your sad and pathetic attempts to stay relevant by ******** all over basketball season have got to stop. It's over, dreamy won. We are now officially a basketball school. You are allowed to speak from late August through October and during spring football. The rest of the year belongs to basketball. You may continue to bring recruits to basketball games because lord knows you need all the help you can get. Otherwise, we expect silence the remainder of the year. When you stop sucking we can re-evaluate the terms of our agreement.

Signed,
Clone Fan

Every BCS school except for Duke is a football school. There's a reason KU was going to be left out of the conference just like we were.
 
This isn't a surprise at all. We have been recruiting well over the 85 scholly limit. The math had to work out eventually.
 
I realize some of you have no sense of humor, but my open letter to football was a joke.
 
I might buy this logic if the primary guy that kept him from seeing time was an all league performer who exhauseted his eligibility and won't be playing TE for us next year.

That still doesn't explain why this kid is a huge loss. Particularly when you consider Bibbs didn't even play the final 2-3 games. And this kid couldn't even sneak in on special teams?

It explains why Bibbs is...
 
So, there was one talented guy that couldn't get his act together after the coaches tried to make it work, one guy that is in trouble with the law and a bunch of other guys that may have never contributed that are no longer on the team. I don't see this as good, but it certainly isn't as bad as loosing committed recruits that appeared to be good players. Some of these guys may have quit to go to a lower level, some may have been told they need to play somewhere else.

CPR and his coaching staff are feeling the heat right now. Maybe they are weeding out issues and guys that they don't see helping so they can get more guys in this recruiting class.
 
That still doesn't explain why this kid is a huge loss. Particularly when you consider Bibbs didn't even play the final 2-3 games. And this kid couldn't even sneak in on special teams?

It explains why Bibbs is...
Or we thought he might have an extra year of eligibillty for 2019.
 
So, there was one talented guy that couldn't get his act together after the coaches tried to make it work, one guy that is in trouble with the law and a bunch of other guys that may have never contributed that are no longer on the team. I don't see this as good, but it certainly isn't as bad as loosing committed recruits that appeared to be good players. Some of these guys may have quit to go to a lower level, some may have been told they need to play somewhere else.

CPR and his coaching staff are feeling the heat right now. Maybe they are weeding out issues and guys that they don't see helping so they can get more guys in this recruiting class.

Feels like McD bball recruiting...next man in....
 
This team still returns almost everyone who matters. Could we please wait to pass judgement until after the UNI game? Another loss to the purple hawks and I'll join the torch mob. Until then, knock it off with the negativity. It's getting really annoying.
 
Oh no. We lost one player at a position we were supposed to be deep at and a bunch of guys who were already passed on the depth chart by younger players. Idiots
 
So, there was one talented guy that couldn't get his act together after the coaches tried to make it work, one guy that is in trouble with the law and a bunch of other guys that may have never contributed that are no longer on the team. I don't see this as good, but it certainly isn't as bad as loosing committed recruits that appeared to be good players. Some of these guys may have quit to go to a lower level, some may have been told they need to play somewhere else.

CPR and his coaching staff are feeling the heat right now. Maybe they are weeding out issues and guys that they don't see helping so they can get more guys in this recruiting class.

Or it could be that people in the programs are running towards lifeboats as the ship starts to capsize.
 

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