Dear Football,
Your sad and pathetic attempts to stay relevant by ******** all over basketball season have got to stop. It's over, dreamy won. We are now officially a basketball school. You are allowed to speak from late August through October and during spring football. The rest of the year belongs to basketball. You may continue to bring recruits to basketball games because lord knows you need all the help you can get. Otherwise, we expect silence the remainder of the year. When you stop sucking we can re-evaluate the terms of our agreement.
Signed,
Clone Fan
Even wrestlers have passed up the football team for relevancy.