Few things hit quite like a hungover trip to pizza ranch on a Sunday
They aren't open on Sunday in certain Dutch areas..(Sioux County) The Hollanders have to find one open in another county.
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Few things hit quite like a hungover trip to pizza ranch on a Sunday
The government should fund a research project on the love kids/grandkids have for pizza. It’s a pretty amazing phenomena. Kids will turn their noses up at quality food and pig out on any cardboard covered with cheap fake cheese, red glob and (the worst) pepperoni. Pepperoni is basically grease. The only food item I’ve ever seen pepperoni in other than pizza is West Virginia’s pepperoni roll and another study could be done on how that became the designated State Food of West Virginia. It’s disgusting.
Their taco pizza is actually pretty good, too.The best thing about Pizza Ranch is their chicken. Their chicken is amazing.
Calzone is just a Runza that substituted red sauce for cabbage. It’s shocking that there is a Runza in Clarinda.Never had a calzone?
The government should fund a research project on the love kids/grandkids have for pizza. It’s a pretty amazing phenomena. Kids will turn their noses up at quality food and pig out on any cardboard covered with cheap fake cheese, red glob and (the worst) pepperoni. Pepperoni is basically grease. The only food item I’ve ever seen pepperoni in other than pizza is West Virginia’s pepperoni roll and another study could be done on how that became the designated State Food of West Virginia. It’s disgusting.

We definitely have it on the last resort list.
Hut Hot is my go to, followed by Arby's when I need to "clear things up". Set a timer for 40 mins when starting to eat and you're good to go after a pit stop.The few times Ive had bad constipation, I hit the Pizza Ranch and eat a bunch of dark meat chicken skin.
Works great.
The old Chinese buffet in Ames by Aldi (name is escaping me right now) would be it for me. Every single time I needed to be home within 20 minutes of finishing the meal.Hut Hot is my go to, followed by Arby's when I need to "clear things up". Set a timer for 40 mins when starting to eat and you're good to go after a pit stop.
I came up with Mandan and Grand Forks as well. But part of that is because I took daughter on a school visit at UND a couple of years ago.Minot and Grand Forks are the only others I can name