I asked for, and was given the number of, a known Iowa grad and Hawkeye fan. And I intend to ask her out. I beg for forgiveness, for I have sinned. Since my dating life over the past couple of years has been a rich full tapestry of failures, both humorous and sad, I have decided I need to make a change in the women I chose to court. So I have strayed where I never thought I would go, and am going after a Hawk lawyer. True to form, she's not from Iowa, she's from Pittsburgh, PA and is NOT a Penn State fan. Though I would greatly welcome more dates with the corrections officer I went out with Wednesday. Yowza. Doubtful.