I may have committed a Cardinal and Gold sin

[Stumbles]

I asked for, and was given the number of, a known Iowa grad and Hawkeye fan. And I intend to ask her out.

I beg for forgiveness, for I have sinned.

Since my dating life over the past couple of years has been a rich full tapestry of failures, both humorous and sad, I have decided I need to make a change in the women I chose to court. So I have strayed where I never thought I would go, and am going after a Hawk lawyer. True to form, she's not from Iowa, she's from Pittsburgh, PA and is NOT a Penn State fan.

Though I would greatly welcome more dates with the corrections officer I went out with Wednesday. Yowza. Doubtful.

 

[Aclone]

So, you have a chance to convert her...

 

[InAWord]

As long as it's not Volka Samm you should be good.

 

[Mr Janny]

I asked for, and was given the number of, a known Iowa grad and Hawkeye fan. And I intend to ask her out.

I beg for forgiveness, for I have sinned.

Since my dating life over the past couple of years has been a rich full tapestry of failures, both humorous and sad, I have decided I need to make a change in the women I chose to court. So I have strayed where I never thought I would go, and am going after a Hawk lawyer. True to form, she's not from Iowa, she's from Pittsburgh, PA and is NOT a Penn State fan.

Though I would greatly welcome more dates with the corrections officer I went out with Wednesday. Yowza. Doubtful.

I hear that Hawkeye women "like to go to Chili's" if you know what I mean.

 

[Ciclone]

I asked for, and was given the number of, a known Iowa grad and Hawkeye fan. And I intend to ask her out.

I beg for forgiveness, for I have sinned.

Since my dating life over the past couple of years has been a rich full tapestry of failures, both humorous and sad, I have decided I need to make a change in the women I chose to court. So I have strayed where I never thought I would go, and am going after a Hawk lawyer. True to form, she's not from Iowa, she's from Pittsburgh, PA and is NOT a Penn State fan.

Though I would greatly welcome more dates with the corrections officer I went out with Wednesday. Yowza. Doubtful.

Can't knock her for rooting for the school she actually attended. Good luck, feller!

 

[Tony]

Well at least she is the lesser of the evils of hawk fandom, #8, the actual alum.

 

[Rogue52]

I did this once. Live and learn son.

 

[Palmer]

membership revoked!


good luck however...

 

[stormchaser2014]

I thought you were going to say you poked someone's eye out

 

[tejasclone]

I married a Hawkeye. It's not all bad.

 

[Triggermv]

I may have zero credibility as I'm married to a Cornhusker graduate, but I still say this to you in the nicest way possible and with the utmost sincerity..... You're dead to me. However, I may reference you from time to time, but not worries as it will always be in the same manner.... "at least I'm not as bad as that dude".

 

[TXCyclones]

Not a bad deal. At least you'll get lucky on the first date. It's not like Iowa grads have any morals.

 

[chuckd4735]

I just married one last week. I dont think she even realizes it, but she has more ISU clothing then Iowa now...

 

[Stumbles]

Fred be with me on the path I travel. I will be out of town for a while, and busy the following week, but December 13th may be the day. I hope she doesn't mind losing, and a healthy dose of smack talk.

Actually, she's squarely inside my frame of reference as far as women I have dated in the past year. 2 doctors, 1 lawyer, 1 college professor, 1 psychology post doc as well as a smattering of other professionals. I jokingly say that at the rate I am dating, I will go through every 27-33 year old single professional in the Cleveland metro area in a few years time.

My coworker "dating" coaches advised me to date someone younger, ie, the corrections officer. And would be pinup calendar girl.

 

[tejasclone]

The corrections officer. And would be pinup calendar girl.

You know you can't post this without accompanying photographic evidence, right?

 

[Cyclonepride]

I married a Hawkeye. It's not all bad.

Me too

 

[clone4life82]

Nothing wrong with dating someone who's clearly not as smart as you. Gives you the upperhand in a lot of different situations. Good luck my friend!

 

[Stumbles]

You'll just have to take my word for that. She auditioned twice, but didn't make it. After the fact, she decided that was a good thing.

 

[isu_oak]

Me too

 

[SoapyCy]

So, you have a chance to convert her...

Female friend of mine married a Hawk fan and he went from a black and gold license plate to a cardinal and gold one. It can be done successfully.