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Stumbles

Stumbles

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I asked for, and was given the number of, a known Iowa grad and Hawkeye fan. And I intend to ask her out.

I beg for forgiveness, for I have sinned.

Since my dating life over the past couple of years has been a rich full tapestry of failures, both humorous and sad, I have decided I need to make a change in the women I chose to court. So I have strayed where I never thought I would go, and am going after a Hawk lawyer. True to form, she's not from Iowa, she's from Pittsburgh, PA and is NOT a Penn State fan.

Though I would greatly welcome more dates with the corrections officer I went out with Wednesday. Yowza. Doubtful.
 
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Stumbles said:
I asked for, and was given the number of, a known Iowa grad and Hawkeye fan. And I intend to ask her out.

I beg for forgiveness, for I have sinned.

Since my dating life over the past couple of years has been a rich full tapestry of failures, both humorous and sad, I have decided I need to make a change in the women I chose to court. So I have strayed where I never thought I would go, and am going after a Hawk lawyer. True to form, she's not from Iowa, she's from Pittsburgh, PA and is NOT a Penn State fan.

Though I would greatly welcome more dates with the corrections officer I went out with Wednesday. Yowza. Doubtful.
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I hear that Hawkeye women "like to go to Chili's" if you know what I mean.
 
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Stumbles said:
I asked for, and was given the number of, a known Iowa grad and Hawkeye fan. And I intend to ask her out.

I beg for forgiveness, for I have sinned.

Since my dating life over the past couple of years has been a rich full tapestry of failures, both humorous and sad, I have decided I need to make a change in the women I chose to court. So I have strayed where I never thought I would go, and am going after a Hawk lawyer. True to form, she's not from Iowa, she's from Pittsburgh, PA and is NOT a Penn State fan.

Though I would greatly welcome more dates with the corrections officer I went out with Wednesday. Yowza. Doubtful.
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Can't knock her for rooting for the school she actually attended. Good luck, feller!
 
I may have zero credibility as I'm married to a Cornhusker graduate, but I still say this to you in the nicest way possible and with the utmost sincerity..... You're dead to me. However, I may reference you from time to time, but not worries as it will always be in the same manner.... "at least I'm not as bad as that dude".
 
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Not a bad deal. At least you'll get lucky on the first date. It's not like Iowa grads have any morals.
 
I just married one last week. I dont think she even realizes it, but she has more ISU clothing then Iowa now...
 
Fred be with me on the path I travel. I will be out of town for a while, and busy the following week, but December 13th may be the day. I hope she doesn't mind losing, and a healthy dose of smack talk.

Actually, she's squarely inside my frame of reference as far as women I have dated in the past year. 2 doctors, 1 lawyer, 1 college professor, 1 psychology post doc as well as a smattering of other professionals. I jokingly say that at the rate I am dating, I will go through every 27-33 year old single professional in the Cleveland metro area in a few years time.

My coworker "dating" coaches advised me to date someone younger, ie, the corrections officer. And would be pinup calendar girl.
 
tejasclone said:
I married a Hawkeye. It's not all bad.
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Me too

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Nothing wrong with dating someone who's clearly not as smart as you. Gives you the upperhand in a lot of different situations. Good luck my friend!
 
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