Hawkeye Trolls

[LoveItOrLeaveIt]

I thought I'd be banned by now. You guys are silly. What else should I say to you Neanderthals? I think I've made all of my points pretty clear... Probably not clear enough for some of you, however.

 

[Cyclonick182]

No, and you're proving yourself to be just kind of idiot that I expected you to be. Upsets happen. Get back to K-Mart, your shift begins in two minutes.

It was an upset huh? This should be good.

 

[clone1990]

I thought I'd be banned by now. You guys are silly. What else should I say to you Neanderthals? I think I've made all of my points pretty clear... Probably not clear enough for some of you, however.

The title of the post is "Hawkeye Trolls" and you are playing right into the theme!

You are making clear the bizarre obsession Hawkeyes have with trolling Cyclone social media.

One might think the mighty Iowa is threatened by "little brother".

 

[ribsnwhiskey]

I thought I'd be banned by now. You guys are silly. What else should I say to you Neanderthals? I think I've made all of my points pretty clear... Probably not clear enough for some of you, however.

The mods here go pretty lightly on trolls. In this case I applaud them. What else ya got?

 

[CyTwins]

I thought I'd be banned by now. You guys are silly. What else should I say to you Neanderthals? I think I've made all of my points pretty clear... Probably not clear enough for some of you, however.

Well you are now

 

[Cyclonick182]

The mods here go pretty lightly on trolls.

Which is a damn shame. We have Gonzo, Clark, TM, Airbag, and Split to fill the rational role.

 

[VeloClone]

I'm pretty sure with Iowa State's schedule they would be 0-0-1 because even playing against himself I'm pretty sure Freerentz would figure out how to conservative himself into a tie.

 

[Cyclonesince78]

I'm pretty sure with Iowa State's schedule they would be 0-0-1 because even playing against himself I'm pretty sure Freerentz would figure out how to conservative himself into a tie.

It's Fuhrentz. Get it right already.

 

[Cyclonesince78]

I thought I'd be banned by now. You guys are silly. What else should I say to you Neanderthals? I think I've made all of my points pretty clear... Probably not clear enough for some of you, however.

How do yoiu feel about losing Fran's top recruiting target EB?

 

[Cyclonick182]

How do yoiu feel about losing Fran's top recruiting target EB?

They pulled his offer haven't you heard? He was soft and they didn't want him.

 

[VeloClone]

The report post button is gone from his posts. Doesn't that mean he has been invited to leave?

 

[Cyclonick182]

The report post button is gone from his posts. Doesn't that mean he has been invited to leave?

He was premoted to lurker.

 

[Frak]

I thought I'd be banned by now. You guys are silly. What else should I say to you Neanderthals? I think I've made all of my points pretty clear... Probably not clear enough for some of you, however.

I love it! I can just see your hawk discussion: "I'm going to go over there and tell all those clowns they're losers and that their team sucks...give them the double bird on the way out. Wait.. I'm not banned?? Fellow hawks, I need more clown putdowns. Whatdya got?"

BTW, scoreboard.

 

[Cyballzz]

Iowa is a better school than ISU. I will do more with my Iowa degree (and graduate school degree from Iowa) than any of you hicks/cowboys/janitors will do with yours. You are in the back seat, we are in the front seat, and Hayden Fry is driving this thing. I'm better than you, you're better than ISIS, and ISIS sucks in general. You guys suck at football, we'll beat you in basketball, and once again, my school is better than yours. When you see your doctor at your next visit (you're probably on MEDICAID), tell him thanks for choosing to go to Iowa to save your worthless lives. So long, idiots.

Oh come on... You really expect anyone here to believe you actually went to the University of Iowa? Now if you would have rolled with "my Kirkwood earned GED" that would have been believable.

File that away for when you create your next troll moniker of "QBs with tattoos announcing when his parents had sex"

 

[johnnydugouts]

what exactly does Iowa's football record have to do with the absurdity of the directors cup?

 

[superiorcyclone]

Directors Cup boasting, sadly, is for universities whose football programs suck.

No, dumbo, this thread is about how the Eyeballs, or Hickeyes, our little brother's to the east suck. We are better at Football and Basketball than them, and the Director's Cup standings, and of course in popularity among kids from Iowa who go to college (as in enrollment). As of today, that is just about everything that matters. As always, being better than EIU, isn't saying much, so we point to the Director's Cup to compare ourselves to other more noteworthy Athletic Departments.

 

[Kinnick80]

You might be the only fanbase to ever reference the Director’s Cup.

 

[johnnydugouts]

No, dumbo, this thread is about how the Eyeballs, or Hickeyes, our little brother's to the east suck. We are better at Football and Basketball than them, and the Director's Cup standings, and of course in popularity among kids from Iowa who go to college (as in enrollment). As of today, that is just about everything that matters. As always, being better than EIU, isn't saying much, so we point to the Director's Cup to compare ourselves to other more noteworthy Athletic Departments.

I dont think we offer enough sports to brag about overall athletic department performance to anyone.

 

[CyTwins]

I dont think we offer enough sports to brag about overall athletic department performance to anyone.

Who's we?

 

[clone1990]

You might be the only fanbase to ever reference the Director’s Cup.

You might be the only fanbase that is completely obsessed with trolling our forums.