Hawkeye Trolls

You might be the only fanbase to ever reference the Director’s Cup.

Would you prefer to talk about the game last month? Or basketball? Since football is the only thing that matters to tavern hawks, lets discuss how terrible your team is, K?
 
Typical response, but it's pretty hard for me to argue that iowa state has a "better" athletic department than north carolina state, princeton, or even iowa when we only offer 16 sports.
 
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What percentage of Iowa trolls are kids from Illinois that didn't get accepted into their own state school so they opted for iowa?
 
Would you prefer to talk about the game last month? Or basketball? Since football is the only thing that matters to tavern hawks, lets discuss how terrible your team is, K?

Since were talking about the Director’s Cup we should probably discuss the state of our golf programs.
 
You might be the only fanbase that is completely obsessed with trolling our forums.


Seriously, how pathetic are Iowa fans? When I got to work on Monday, there was a coven of hawks huddled around one guy's phone watching the Pollard video, then there was at least a 10 minute discussion about it, where a few specific non-alum fans were just blustering and hamming it up with all sorts of jokes. If the reverse situation was true, while I'm sure there'd be all sorts of hilarious threads about it here...my IRL response would be "hah, funny" and then I'd be on with my life, but it seems Iowa fans are just obsessed with anything Iowa State. Even here, in their backyard. Yet, we're the little brother...yup, uh-huh....
 
yeah, that's the ammo I'd throw out. Not the football win. Not the basketball win. The directors cup, that's what will strike at the heart of Iowa fans.
. Directors cup, sounds like a golf tournament.
 
You might be the only fanbase to ever reference the Director’s Cup.

Oh look, he found his way to another thread to give an opinion that nobody asked for or gives a **** about. Are you still crying about getting publicy bashed by your top recruit too?

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Seriously, how pathetic are Iowa fans? When I got to work on Monday, there was a coven of hawks huddled around one guy's phone watching the Pollard video, then there was at least a 10 minute discussion about it, where a few specific non-alum fans were just blustering and hamming it up with all sorts of jokes. If the reverse situation was true, while I'm sure there'd be all sorts of hilarious threads about it here...my IRL response would be "hah, funny" and then I'd be on with my life, but it seems Iowa fans are just obsessed with anything Iowa State. Even here, in their backyard. Yet, we're the little brother...yup, uh-huh....

They were poking fun and laughing at you, so you got mad and ran to your computer to vent. Sounds pretty accurate to me.
 
Oh look, he found his way to another thread to give an opinion that nobody asked for or gives a **** about. Are you still crying about getting publicy bashed by your top recruit too?

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I don’t know who you are or what you’re talking about.
 
Of course. I'm also an isu fan. And an anti-stupidity fan. We would love to have you.

So you have Wisconsin AND Iowa season football tickets and you stated "ive developed an affinity for iowa state over time, although i question my logic when i see the true idiocy of the fanbase any time iowa is mentioned." and you say "we" in referring to ISU. Hmmmm
 
Typical response, but it's pretty hard for me to argue that iowa state has a "better" athletic department than north carolina state, princeton, or even iowa when we only offer 16 sports.

It is easier to excel at the Directors Cup when you have more sports because they don't penalize you for poor performance in a sport only reward you for good performances in your most successful sports. So to only have 16 and be fairing so well indicates that your program is doing well in just about all of the sports you field. If they assigned a point value for each sport and then divided it by the number of sports you fielded a lot of those programs with a whole bunch of sports would fare even less well.
 
So you have Wisconsin AND Iowa season football tickets and you stated "ive developed an affinity for iowa state over time, although i question my logic when i see the true idiocy of the fanbase any time iowa is mentioned." and you say "we" in referring to ISU. Hmmmm

Let me clear this up for you. He's a hawk fan.
 
So you have Wisconsin AND Iowa season football tickets and you stated "ive developed an affinity for iowa state over time, although i question my logic when i see the true idiocy of the fanbase any time iowa is mentioned." and you say "we" in referring to ISU. Hmmmm
Don't even bother; he isn't fooling anyone and never has.
 

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