Iowa is a better school than ISU. I will do more with my Iowa degree (and graduate school degree from Iowa) than any of you hicks/cowboys/janitors will do with yours. You are in the back seat, we are in the front seat, and Hayden Fry is driving this thing. I'm better than you, you're better than ISIS, and ISIS sucks in general. You guys suck at football, we'll beat you in basketball, and once again, my school is better than yours. When you see your doctor at your next visit (you're probably on MEDICAID), tell him thanks for choosing to go to Iowa to save your worthless lives. So long, idiots.