Friday 5: Guilty displeasures

Gilligan strongly disagrees.
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Nice move, Little Buddy. :)
 
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- The Iowa State Fair

Apparently if you live in central Iowa, you're supposed to love the fair so much you go multiple times each year. And if you don't, you're looked at like there is something wrong with you.

One of the things I miss MOST from my Iowa days... Nothing like the smell of - well the SMELLS of that segment of humanity and the "foods" they consume... I also miss the stickiness of everything.

But the Varied Industries building - if it's still there - was always a favorite.
 
I like Canadians. Solidified when I was in Basel, Switzerland and had no francs and the retired Canadian dentists paid for my coffee and treat at a patio cafe. Of course that was two years ago and before we declared war on Canada.

We can take 'em! I've seen their plane.
 
In no particular order:
  • Tailgating - Why go to all that work to do something I can do better and easier at home.
  • Social Media - I don't care about what other people are doing all the time and have no desire to tell other people what I'm doing.
  • Beaches - Love the ocean (or any body of water really) just don't care for beaches.
  • Beer - Never really liked the taste of it.
  • Standing at sporting events - When did never sitting down start anyway - the 90's? What a stupid idea.
I'm sure I could come up with a bunch more but these are the first ones that came to mind.

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It's not just an Iowa thing. The Minnesota State Fair is a huge deal up here, too. If you don't get throttled when it's fair time, you're viewed with suspicion. Also, don't ever dare suggest the Iowa State Fair is better than the Minnesota. You will be charged with heresy and burned at the stake.

You should see the reactions when i talk about WI fishing being just as good as it is in Minnesota, or that there's more lakes in WI, or when I tell Wisconsinites that fishing in Iowa can be great too. Blasphemy!
 
You should see the reactions when i talk about WI fishing being just as good as it is in Minnesota, or that there's more lakes in WI, or when I tell Wisconsinites that fishing in Iowa can be great too. Blasphemy!
I've heard that a the definition of a lake is much smaller in Wisconsin dozens of times. People in Minnesota are pretty protective of the 10,000 lakes title.
 
I would rather fish in Door County over any Minnesota lake

Never fished in Minnesota actually, but I know I don't need to travel that far to find a good quality fishing experience.

Just for the lack of other other people alone I'd fish in the Maquoketa in Iowa over lots of places.
 
I've heard that a the definition of a lake is much smaller in Wisconsin dozens of times. People in Minnesota are pretty protective of the 10,000 lakes title.

I had a difficult time telling a Minnesotan once about a 25ish inch walleye I once caught in the Wapsi in eastern Iowa. His retort was that walleye didn't get that big in Iowa rivers, like fish don't grow once you cross the border.
 
The Super Bowl. I love football, but I hate that the stupid game takes 14 hours to finish. The halftime show often annoys me, the way they try to Hollywood it up annoys me. It all annoys me. I rarely watch the game.
 
I had a difficult time telling a Minnesotan once about a 25ish inch walleye I once caught in the Wapsi in eastern Iowa. His retort was that walleye didn't get that big in Iowa rivers, like fish don't grow once you cross the border.

Add that to the list of odd misconceptions Minnesotans have about Iowa.
 
One of the things I miss MOST from my Iowa days... Nothing like the smell of - well the SMELLS of that segment of humanity and the "foods" they consume... I also miss the stickiness of everything.

But the Varied Industries building - if it's still there - was always a favorite.

I try to stay in shape and watch my diet, and if I 'slip' even a little I start to feel out of shape.

Recently went to a rural county fair.

I'm fine.
 
1. Chocolate-- Just not a flavor I've ever enjoyed.
2. Craft Beer-- No one can convince me that people actually like the flavor of that ****.
3. NFL Football-- I don't really have a team I follow, and I'm not real into fantasy football. I'll watch the playoffs, but otherwise, meh.
4. Strip clubs-- Maybe if I were single I'd appreciate the allure, but I just can't get over the ultra-pervy feeling being there gives me. Just feel like a creep.
5. Movies-- I just lack the attention span for them. Probably haven't watched an entire move that wasn't a movie I took my kids to in a few years.
 
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