Hello Everyone

[Deleted member 71209]

Welcome! We'll get to your annual dues in a moment.

Here is your CF crash course.

The "cave" is the term for the political forum. You can opt out of it if you don't want to immediately hate everyone here.

@CycloneRulzzz is our resident legend that starts game day threads. To get you ready for the experience of game-day threads, please slam your hand in a car door repeatedly for 10 minutes, and then blame someone else.

Everyone on here has the exact same opinion of Hickory Park and Fred Hoiberg.

You can opt in or out of the in-state forum, which has a bunch of Iowa fans. Of those Iowa fans, you will be able to tolerate a few.

Since this is the internet, stating your opinion as fact is highly encouraged.

The only other tip I have is that @JP4CY and @JM4CY are twins and at least one of them is the evil twin.

 

[Clonehomer]

I would have to think after the debacle I watched last night, OnlyFans would be a much higher quality stream.

Sometimes the poor streams are the best streams on Onlyfans. Too much cinematography these days. Just hand the camera over to your friend in the corner and let it roll.

 

[Deleted member 71209]

Appreciate it lol!
I have family that include Iowa fans so I'm very aware of tavern hawk mentality. That's part of what makes the last few years success even sweeter!

 

[Farnsworth]

Welcome OP!

If you need more Cyclone Apparel, watch for the flash sales for posted. They can be cheap AND quality!

 

[GTO]

And a good butt doctor as well

And a throat doctor.

 

[cycloner29]

So who dropped the AI new poster here?

 

[MeanDean]

So who dropped the AI new poster here?

Deepseek. Which coincidentally, is also @CoachHines3's mom's user name.

 

[CySmurf]

Not a grad. I went to a trade school, but grew up a cyclone and had a lot of family attend ISU so I've been to a lot of games over the years, a lot of parties years ago and a few veisheas while they were still a thing.

Kind of like a TavernHawk...but classier.

 

[BCClone]

I would have to think after the debacle I watched last night, OnlyFans would be a much higher quality stream.

So it just wasn’t ours? Good to know.

 

[Cycsk]

Two things to enhance your experience on the site:

1. Become a Premium Member. Just today, CW gave insight about a top recruit I hadn't heard about, as well as a source that helps interpret what our ranking this week means for bracketology.

2. Ignore List. Putting a dozen or so posters on my Ignore List makes the site much more pleasant. Now, if only others would stop replying to them, then it would be completely blissful.

 

[KnappShack]

And a good butt doctor as well

Surprisingly the fill in female doctor looked at my b-hole this week

It was much less erotic than it could've been.

"You seem hesitant."
"Um...yeah"

 

[VeloClone]

Surprisingly the fill in female doctor looked at my b-hole this week

It was much less erotic than it could've been.

"You seem hesitant."
"Um...yeah"

 

[cycloner29]

Surprisingly the fill in female doctor looked at my b-hole this week

It was much less erotic than it could've been.

"You seem hesitant."
"Um...yeah"

Try having a cute nurse shave your ball sack for a vasectomy.

 

[KnappShack]

Try having a cute nurse shave your ball sack for a vasectomy.

I am all for female doctors. I've had more than a few and they've been wonderful

But....they are also pretty goddam rough with the man parts in my experience.

Now a b-hole is obviously universal, but give just a little mind to what you're doing back there.

Like a 5 year old ripping open a Christmas present. Eaaasssy. Take it eaaaassssy.

And welcome to the new poster

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I feel like we are doing a fantastic job showing a new member what we are all about.

 

[cycloner29]

I am all for female doctors. I've had more than a few and they've been wonderful

But....they are also pretty goddam rough with the man parts in my experience.

Now a b-hole is obviously universal, but give just a little mind to what you're doing back there.

Like a 5 year old ripping open a Christmas present. Eaaasssy. Take it eaaaassssy.

And welcome to the new poster

My dentist retired and they let me pick a new one. Well the one I picked is a cute gal that was in my son's high school class that we know. She is 26. She was really gentle on the exam. Just strange to make small talk with her. Still prefer looking at her over my former male dentist I had.

 

[JM4CY]

Surprisingly the fill in female doctor looked at my b-hole this week

It was much less erotic than it could've been.

"You seem hesitant."
"Um...yeah"

Did she say that because you took of your shirt and stuck out your belly button?

 

[Clonehomer]

My dentist retired and they let me pick a new one. Well the one I picked is a cute gal that was in my son's high school class that we know. She is 26. She was really gentle on the exam. Just strange to make small talk with her. Still prefer looking at her over my former male dentist I had.

But was she rough on your package? Or was she courteous enough to let the gas take hold first.

 

[KnappShack]

Did she say that because you took of your shirt and stuck out your belly button?

She could see the fear in my eyes.

Maybe that's why she was rough....sick bastid

Went from her thinking I was having a cardiac event to a little backdoor torture

And, again, welcome to the new poster.

 

[HFCS]

In all seriousness there are sketchy live streams on yt of all kinds of sporting events but some diehard clone has a page with high quality replays of most fb and mbb and somehow it doesn’t get removed. Usually next day. Yt page “Thomas orness”