Hello Everyone

[BCClone]

Surprisingly the fill in female doctor looked at my b-hole this week

It was much less erotic than it could've been.

"You seem hesitant."
"Um...yeah"

This week? Is this like a weekly occurrence?

 

[KnappShack]

This week? Is this like a weekly occurrence?

I'll just say there are eyes on the prize.

 

[BCClone]

I am all for female doctors. I've had more than a few and they've been wonderful

But....they are also pretty goddam rough with the man parts in my experience.

Now a b-hole is obviously universal, but give just a little mind to what you're doing back there.

Like a 5 year old ripping open a Christmas present. Eaaasssy. Take it eaaaassssy.

And welcome to the new poster

So it’s apparent which ones have used their back doors?

 

[BCClone]

My dentist retired and they let me pick a new one. Well the one I picked is a cute gal that was in my son's high school class that we know. She is 26. She was really gentle on the exam. Just strange to make small talk with her. Still prefer looking at her over my former male dentist I had.

In college I did get a perm a few times. The 30 year old lady I went to somehow managed to rub ever part of her on me. Always worried he biker type husband would come in when she had her chest jammed in my face or was grinding on me.

 

[cycloner29]

But was she rough on your package? Or was she courteous enough to let the gas take hold first.

She just had her fingers in my mouth, but it was the way she felt the inside of my mouth that I was hoping would not cause my package to awaken.

 

[Tailg8er]

I would have to think after the debacle I watched last night, OnlyFans would be a much higher quality stream.

I cannot confirm or deny but that's a ridiculously low bar to jump over

You guys aren't fooling anyone, we know you know all about the OF streams...

 

[Pope]

Surprisingly the fill in female doctor looked at my b-hole this week

It was much less erotic than it could've been.

"You seem hesitant."
"Um...yeah"

My conversation with my urologist during my most recent prostrate exam. Exact quotes.

Me: "I'm not sure which is worse, doc, the giving or receiving end."

Doctor: "Well my mother taught me a long time ago it's better to give than receive and I believe she is right."

Cyentologist, you've joined an amazing message board. Where else can a welcome aboard thread quickly transition to private discussions with your Eurologist?

 

[KnappShack]

My conversation with my urologist during my most recent prostrate exam. Exact quotes.

Me: "I'm not sure which is worse, doc, the giving or receiving end."

Doctor: "Well my mother taught me a long time ago it's better to give than receive and I believe she is right."

I was told to never ask for a second opinion

 

[cycloner29]

Should I be a fool for rescheduling my colonoscopy to April 1st?

 

[Clonefan32]

This got me back to thinking about when I joined CyFan. My first real memory was Rashawn Clark's girlfriend was on here arguing with people about why someone transferred--- can't seem to remember who it was.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Should I be a fool for rescheduling my colonoscopy to April 1st?

Nah, you'll probably be fine

 

[isufbcurt]

@CoachHines3 mom could probably use a gynocologist.

Roto Rooter more like it

 

[CtownCyclone]

I feel like we are doing a fantastic job showing a new member what we are all about.

Preview of the off season threads, all rolled into one.

 

[KnappShack]

Preview of the off season threads, all rolled into one.

Always pay cash for your car too.

Financial CF can't be left out.

 

[BACyclone]

You guys aren't fooling anyone, we know you know all about the OF streams...

My OF budget is consumed by CF Premium.

 

[BACyclone]

Ok I just want to highlight for respect that sneaky zinger in the OP:

"Everyone here has the same opinion of Fred Hoiberg"

 

[CySmurf]

Two things to enhance your experience on the site:

1. Become a Premium Member. Just today, CW gave insight about a top recruit I hadn't heard about, as well as a source that helps interpret what our ranking this week means for bracketology.

2. Ignore List. Putting a dozen or so posters on my Ignore List makes the site much more pleasant. Now, if only others would stop replying to them, then it would be completely blissful.

 

[ArgentCy]

Welcome! We'll get to your annual dues in a moment.

Here is your CF crash course.

The "cave" is the term for the political forum. You can opt out of it if you don't want to immediately hate everyone here.

@CycloneRulzzz is our resident legend that starts game day threads. To get you ready for the experience of game-day threads, please slam your hand in a car door repeatedly for 10 minutes, and then blame someone else.

Everyone on here has the exact same opinion of Hickory Park and Fred Hoiberg.

You can opt in or out of the in-state forum, which has a bunch of Iowa fans. Of those Iowa fans, you will be able to tolerate a few.

Since this is the internet, stating your opinion as fact is highly encouraged.

The only other tip I have is that @JP4CY and @JM4CY are twins and at least one of them is the evil twin.

No its not.

But I love some Youtube now because I won't give E$PN another dime.

 

[CySmurf]

Surprisingly the fill in female doctor looked at my b-hole this week

It was much less erotic than it could've been.

"You seem hesitant."
"Um...yeah"

You should have asked her to play some Barry White music and lower the lights a little...set the mood.

 

[FallOf81]

In college I did get a perm a few times. The 30 year old lady I went to somehow managed to rub ever part of her on me. Always worried he biker type husband would come in when she had her chest jammed in my face or was grinding on me.

You've had a very interesting life BC