Random Thoughts 15: Crystal Clear 2021 Edition

[Rabbuk]

Got a jury duty postcard last month. Tonight was the first date to call for need to report tomorrow and lucky me I have to report tomorrow

I got cut the morning of before I had to report, they decided to settle i guess.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Tell them you have a fever and think you have Covid.

Well I can't use that excuse now.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I got cut the morning of before I had to report, they decided to settle i guess.

This is my second time having to report. First one was a sexual assault case. I reported by was never called to sit and be questioned by the attorneys.

 

[jcyclonee]

Well I can't use that excuse now.

Tina Fey dressed as Princess Leia to get out of jury duty. You should do that.

 

[jcyclonee]

Today the federal reserve had a warrant out for me and was going to arrest me. Having taught money and banking several times I thought it would be a good experience to share if I taught it again. Still waiting on the federal reserve cops.

I guess the IRS gave up on catching you?

 

[BCClone]

Well I can't use that excuse now.

They’ll never know.

Tell them it burns when you pee and you have to go a lot. They don’t seem to like personal info so they should cut you loose.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Tina Fey dressed as Princess Leia to get out of jury duty. You should do that.

That's another issue. Attire is supposed to be business casual. The best Attire I have that fits me is a plain all black t shirt and jeans.

 

[BCClone]

Tina Fey dressed as Princess Leia to get out of jury duty. You should do that.

I always think saying you believe you dated one of the people or the lawyers works well.

 

[BCClone]

That's another issue. Attire is supposed to be business casual. The best Attire I have that fits me is a plain all black t shirt and jeans.

Wear a thong and flip flops with a cut off T (add a tiger hawk stick on logo) and then that is what you wear for business.

 

[jcyclonee]

I always think saying you believe you dated one of the people or the lawyers works well.

I'm pretty sure if you said that you dated the plaintiff it would be a trial for voyeurism and you'd be the defendant.

 

[Rabbuk]

Today the federal reserve had a warrant out for me and was going to arrest me. Having taught money and banking several times I thought it would be a good experience to share if I taught it again. Still waiting on the federal reserve cops.

I really enjoyed my money and banking class when i took it.

 

[jcyclonee]

Wear a thong and flip flops with a cut off T (add a tiger hawk stick on logo) and then that is what you wear for business.

That wouldn't eliminate you. Most of the lawyers and judges in Iowa went to Iowa. It's normal attire for them when they're not in the courtroom.

 

[NWICY]

Turned her in for six-pack of Spotted Cow. Was an offering made to me by the owner for not killing dat doggie after 10 days.

Spotted cow that was a good trade.

 

[SCyclone]

I don't know if you need to worry about that but don't look up Boston heater.

A classic use of reverse psychology.

 

[SCyclone]

I'm drinking a Spotted Cow.

And you're not.

I haven't been much of a beer drinker for some time now, but celiac disease precludes it altogether.

 

[BCClone]

I haven't been much of a beer drinker for some time now, but celiac disease precludes it altogether.

Ive had one beer this year. Does that mean I drink too much?

 

[BCClone]

Is it football season yet?

 

[jcyclonee]

A classic use of reverse psychology.

Nope. Just a warning. (Maybe this is double reverse psychology)

 

[SaraV]

Just like yesterday...

If it wasn't so windy, it would be a very nice day today. That wind just has a bit of a bite to it that makes you shiver.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I was all ready to throw a loaf of bread in the oven when I realized I needed to run into the office for 9am. It's no knead so hopefully the extra time sitting around won't hurt.
What I am doing will only take 5 minutes but I have to be in the office to do it