I got cut the morning of before I had to report, they decided to settle i guess.Got a jury duty postcard last month. Tonight was the first date to call for need to report tomorrow and lucky me I have to report tomorrow
I got cut the morning of before I had to report, they decided to settle i guess.Got a jury duty postcard last month. Tonight was the first date to call for need to report tomorrow and lucky me I have to report tomorrow
Well I can't use that excuse now.Tell them you have a fever and think you have Covid.
I got cut the morning of before I had to report, they decided to settle i guess.
Tina Fey dressed as Princess Leia to get out of jury duty. You should do that.Well I can't use that excuse now.
I guess the IRS gave up on catching you?Today the federal reserve had a warrant out for me and was going to arrest me. Having taught money and banking several times I thought it would be a good experience to share if I taught it again. Still waiting on the federal reserve cops.
They’ll never know.Well I can't use that excuse now.
Tina Fey dressed as Princess Leia to get out of jury duty. You should do that.
I always think saying you believe you dated one of the people or the lawyers works well.Tina Fey dressed as Princess Leia to get out of jury duty. You should do that.
Wear a thong and flip flops with a cut off T (add a tiger hawk stick on logo) and then that is what you wear for business.That's another issue. Attire is supposed to be business casual. The best Attire I have that fits me is a plain all black t shirt and jeans.
I'm pretty sure if you said that you dated the plaintiff it would be a trial for voyeurism and you'd be the defendant.I always think saying you believe you dated one of the people or the lawyers works well.
I really enjoyed my money and banking class when i took it.Today the federal reserve had a warrant out for me and was going to arrest me. Having taught money and banking several times I thought it would be a good experience to share if I taught it again. Still waiting on the federal reserve cops.
That wouldn't eliminate you. Most of the lawyers and judges in Iowa went to Iowa. It's normal attire for them when they're not in the courtroom.Wear a thong and flip flops with a cut off T (add a tiger hawk stick on logo) and then that is what you wear for business.
Turned her in for six-pack of Spotted Cow. Was an offering made to me by the owner for not killing dat doggie after 10 days.
I don't know if you need to worry about that but don't look up Boston heater.
I'm drinking a Spotted Cow.
And you're not.
Ive had one beer this year. Does that mean I drink too much?I haven't been much of a beer drinker for some time now, but celiac disease precludes it altogether.
Nope. Just a warning. (Maybe this is double reverse psychology)A classic use of reverse psychology.