"Listen, Mr. Warren, my name is John Doe and I am the father of Jack Doe, who is Iowa's second-string long snapper. I really think you are missing the point here, the kids really want to play. Please let them play."
"Say no more. You've presented this in a way I had not ever contemplated and I am now moved to action. Thank you, kind sir. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. The season shall resume as previously scheduled, and I will be sure to advise all members of the conference that your heroic actions have saved football"