***Official Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 02-12-2020***

[Doc]

Yes, why wouldn't we want to focus on the male companion? He's just had nine months of... nothing, rather than vomiting incessantly, constant back pain, heartburn, insomnia, feet changing sizes, and varicose veins. We want to make sure he's comfortable!

I read that, if men were the ones capable of getting pregnant, that none of these things would happen. You know, cause of being stronger, and not eating the apple. Stuff like that.

 

[jcyclonee]

Yes, that was definitely a perfect casting decision!

I sounded really terrible in my original quote. I don't know exactly what it is about her that I just don't love. I feel sort of similar about Sissy Spacek?

It's obvious what there is not to love about Sissy Spacek. She has a kind of dumb name.

 

[jcyclonee]

I personally have never been able to stand Renee Zellweger. I've heard she is fantastic in Judy though and I don't doubt it.

So she didn't have you at hello?

 

[jcyclonee]

Ive got the biggest boobs here, dont get it twisted.

Sounds painful.

 

[jcyclonee]

I heard there's going to be a special guest next week, but that they request no sexually charged questions because of concerns about getting "too horny".

There's no such thing.

 

[Cy$]

*moobs

Pretty sure i meant boobs

 

[GTO]

BodeClone would hit the “Wisconsin Badger” and it would be game over.

I thought of a few finishers while putting the list together like the CoachHines3's Yamanashi Destroyer or Pant's Top Rope Boat Shoe double-stomp, but figured it would be too long of a list if I included those.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I heard there's going to be a special guest next week, but that they request no sexually charged questions because of concerns about getting "too horny".

I think you misread the memo. We’re requesting MORE horny questions for next week.

 

[Angie]

I personally have never been able to stand Renee Zellweger. I've heard she is fantastic in Judy though and I don't doubt it.

Here you go, being quoted for reals.

I read that, if men were the ones capable of getting pregnant, that none of these things would happen. You know, cause of being stronger, and not eating the apple. Stuff like that.

Hunh. That's informative stuff. I mean, if you get all of your info from misogynist blogs who have never been on the witnessing end of a man cold.

It's obvious what there is not to love about Sissy Spacek. She has a kind of dumb name.

RIGHT? Change literally every part of that.

 

[jcyclonee]

Pretty sure i meant boobs

I did not know Cy$ was a woman. I should really act more respectable around him.

 

[BCClone]

Very well stated poem about strength and tenacity of women but it has been well-established that the pain of giving birth is over-exaggerated. What with the medical staff ("What can I get for you?") and "Here's a super comfy bed for you while your male companion can try to rest in that torture chair over there."

I got chewed out by the nurse when I changed the channel when the wife slept.

 

[Cy$]

I did not know Cy$ was a woman. I should really act more respectable around him.

Please use proper pronouns

 

[VeloClone]

Please use proper pronouns

You have never declared the proper pronouns to use. One should not assume.

 

[BCClone]

I read that, if men were the ones capable of getting pregnant, that none of these things would happen. You know, cause of being stronger, and not eating the apple. Stuff like that.

You know it’s all women’s fault. Adam was just fine wondering around Eden until eve said, how about a roll in the hay.

 

[Cy$]

Good bible study going on here.

 

[Cy$]

I thought of a few finishers while putting the list together like the CoachHines3's Yamanashi Destroyer or Pant's Top Rope Boat Shoe double-stomp, but figured it would be too long of a list if I included those.

My finisher would be “The Broken Ankle” or “Cash Me Outside”

 

[GTO]

My finisher would be “The Broken Ankle” or “Cash Me Outside”

I like Cash Me Outside!

 

[Cy$]

I like Cash Me Outside!

Titantron

 

[Cy$]

Titantron

Entrance Music

 

[BCClone]

My finisher would be “The Broken Ankle” or “Cash Me Outside”

Figured it would be like the manly motorbotorer