Random Thoughts the 13th: Jason Takes RTT

[BCClone]

Walk in and wide has family fues on. Losing team is 5 women, 4 very tall and attractive women (fifth was not bad looking either), figure it was the perfect family for boxster.

Man I hate autocorrect. Especially the kind that happens after you press post reply.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Ah, **** me. Refrigerator died. Noticed tonight the temp not in "the zone" on my little hanging frig thermometer. At least the freezer side seems to be working. Great timing with party tomorrow. Grrrr. Ice run in the morning. Put the spoilables in a cooler with what ice I had.

So sittin here surfin' refrigerators. Not a yuge space to fit. 71" H by 36 W and at "counter depth". Really limits the selection. Did find a similar Kitchen Aid that looks like a fit and match to what I have (old 2002 or so Kitchen Aid).

******* appliances and furnaces and air conditions and plumbing and all that ****.

 

[SCyclone]

Things neighbors might be hearing:
1. "Dang it, I broke his skull again."
2. "These intestines don't stay wound."
3. "Oops. Broke his skull again."

That's what dads and daughters do, right?

Better start saving now for medical school, Erik.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Why do they make 90% of refrigerators now taller than the refrigerator opening in our kitchen and the other 10% that are short enough just a little bigger than a bread box?

And why would I ever need a 30" touch screen on my fridge? Sometimes I think they go way overboard in incorporating technology in some items.

This.. Found while doing a search for the refrigerator thread here.

 

[cyrevkah]

I'm not sure which is cooler, playing with the skeleton body for the third time today, or the commentary for the Fairy (Barbie) doctor instructing her kid assistant on how to put it together.

 

[cyrevkah]

"get me the tibia, assistant!".
"Wake up! I need the top leg"
Lay assistant down to help peg in the boonies, "Wake up!!!"

 

[BCClone]

At a wedding while wife is at her class reunion. She texted me if I knew anybody here (know bride through work and a little surprised I was invited but hey better than wife’s class reunion), looked around and responded that I knew these porn stars.


She remembered their names.

 

[cmjh10]

Apparently under a tornado warning. But no news of it anywhere and not even sprinkling yet....

 

[BCClone]

Apparently under a tornado warning. But no news of it anywhere and not even sprinkling yet....

You home?

 

[cmjh10]

You home?

Yep

The warning is up in Fairmont, not sure why we got the alert

 

[Rabbuk]

Yep

The warning is up in Fairmont, not sure why we got the alert

Where i live if there's a warning in your county the sirens go off

 

[cmjh10]

Where i live if there's a warning in your county the sirens go off

No sirens, just the emergency text

 

[BCClone]

Yep

The warning is up in Fairmont, not sure why we got the alert

Wedding is outdoors. Reception now, in a tent, I’m screwed if this dips into Iowa.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Nicolas Cage will do anything

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7394816/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Wedding is outdoors. Reception now, in a tent, I’m screwed if this dips into Iowa.

Save the porn stars

 

[BCClone]

Save the porn stars

If you saw them you would want me to shove them in the way. They are nasty. The husband was a couple years behind me in HS. I thought he end up gay, guess I was off, seeing how he’s a nympho.

 

[cmjh10]

Wedding is outdoors. Reception now, in a tent, I’m screwed if this dips into Iowa.

God speed

 

[BCClone]

Dude just placed a full opened bottle of wine in front of me.

Hey, let’s find the one person here by themselves and give them a whole bottle of wine.

 

[BCClone]

Turns out I’m at a table with all Nebraska people, now I understand the full bottle of wine.

 

[BCClone]

Best man likes to hear himself talk. Over a five minute speech now.