Random Thoughts the 13th: Jason Takes RTT

[wxman1]

2 semesters down four to go for MrsWx

Unfortunately she is now sick so it looks like we are not going on our little family getaway this weekend.

 

[VeloClone]

Entering into pre-panic mode for party prep. Not full blown "WTF were you thinking!", more "Ah, dude, really?"

Did buy a dozen cheap wine glasses to supplement what I have on hand. My friend Mike, aka Broken Glass, is definitely getting one of the cheap ones.

Is Mike more like this:

or this:

Or is it that your parties are like this:

 

[coolerifyoudid]

My wife made pecan pie from scratch for the first time yesterday. Fanfriggintastic! It's completely worth a few extra miles on the ol' running shoes this weekend.

 

[cmjh10]

Worst part of State Fair? The complete lack of self awareness that most people show.

 

[VeloClone]

Worst part of State Fair? The complete lack of self awareness that most people show.

I assume you mean going to the fair dressed like this:

 

[cmjh10]

I assume you mean going to the fair dressed like this:

That too

 

[CycloneErik]

School shopping is done.
Backpack is loaded.
And we put a body back together, mostly, so that's a good day.

 

[VeloClone]

School shopping is done.
Backpack is loaded.
And we put a body back together, mostly, so that's a good day.

I can't figure out any way to interpret this that it is a good thing...

What could that mean?
Put body back together? Reassembled a body - doesn't sound good.
Maybe it is a typo...
Put body bag together? What are you planning?

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I can't figure out any way to interpret this that it is a good thing...

What could that mean?
Put body back together? Reassembled a body - doesn't sound good.
Maybe it is a typo...
Put body bag together? What are you planning?

I'm just assuming something to do with dead hookers and the trunk of the car.

 

[SCyclone]

Did anybody notice that Allen Lazard caught a touchdown pass for the Green Bay Packers last night?

(Apologize in advance for the long intro. But fun to watch!)

 

[cyrevkah]

I can't figure out any way to interpret this that it is a good thing...

What could that mean?
Put body back together? Reassembled a body - doesn't sound good.
Maybe it is a typo...
Put body bag together? What are you planning?

I thought it might be a game.

 

[CycloneErik]

I can't figure out any way to interpret this that it is a good thing...

What could that mean?
Put body back together? Reassembled a body - doesn't sound good.
Maybe it is a typo...
Put body bag together? What are you planning?

Certainly. The human body is a very squishy thing.

 

[BCClone]

I assume you mean going to the fair dressed like this:

I am confused by the photo. Not sure what is really happening in it.

 

[cyrevkah]

It's one of those build the body skeletons. They're putting it and squishy organs together! Fun!!

 

[BCClone]

Walk in and wide has family fues on. Losing team is 5 women, 4 very tall and attractive women (fifth was not bad looking either), figure it was the perfect family for boxster.

 

[CycloneErik]

Things neighbors might be hearing:
1. "Dang it, I broke his skull again."
2. "These intestines don't stay wound."
3. "Oops. Broke his skull again."

That's what dads and daughters do, right?

 

[VeloClone]

Things neighbors might be hearing:
1. "Dang it, I broke his skull again."
2. "These intestines don't stay wound."
3. "Oops. Broke his skull again."

That's what dads and daughters do, right?

 

[dirtyninety]

Crucify Peach Globalists

 

[madguy30]

So @BoxsterCy



Edit...

Or the Yankee version of the announcement

What are they going to do about the light pole in right field? Finally move it back?

 

[BoxsterCy]