Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

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I must have shin splints or something. Right shin hurts when I walk, and gets worse throughout the day. It hurt Friday, stayed off my feet as much as I could this weekend. Was fine yesterday and now today it was hurting again. Hurts to drive too. Was just a the grocery store and while walking around I got like a bubbling sensation around my shin. This started about a week ago, and I don't recall anything pieces of wood or anything hitting my leg.
Sorry to inform you of this but a spider probably laid it's eggs inside your leg.
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Sitting at an intersection that I was told to pull into because a house is coming down the road. Should be interesting.
 
I turned on the science channel last night and waited for my wife to complain about my choice in stations. She said nothing. We ended up watching a story about the Hubble Telescope.

I know this may seem minor, but this is a huge victory for the Cooler household.
 
I turned on the science channel last night and waited for my wife to complain about my choice in stations. She said nothing. We ended up watching a story about the Hubble Telescope.

I know this may seem minor, but this is a huge victory for the Cooler household.

GTO got his household back by fighting of birds, you've regained control of the remote, didn't need the revolution of last week just 1 small victory at a time and the war will be won. Keep up the good fight gentlemen.
 
Sitting at an intersection that I was told to pull into because a house is coming down the road. Should be interesting.
We had to pull over for a truck moving this old burned out dilapidated trailer in Kentucky hill country. We figured someone finally got rid of the piece of junk. An hour later when returning we saw them just finishing putting it up on blocks in a small lot.
 
We had to pull over for a truck moving this old burned out dilapidated trailer in Kentucky hill country. We figured someone finally got rid of the piece of junk. An hour later when returning we saw them just finishing putting it up on blocks in a small lot.

It was either "rent a Uhaul" or "just move the house"
 
I turned on the science channel last night and waited for my wife to complain about my choice in stations. She said nothing. We ended up watching a story about the Hubble Telescope.

I know this may seem minor, but this is a huge victory for the Cooler household.
Here is a typical night in our household if I get to the TV first and watch a show about the Hubble Telescope.

JC - I'm going to watch this show about the Hubble Telescope.
approximately 2 minutes pass
Mrs. JC - This is boring. Can I turn the channel and watch (insert reality TV show or Orange is the New Black here)? We can have *** later.
JC - OK.
approximately 90 minutes pass
JC - Are you ready to have ***? You said you would.
Mrs JC - I didn't say that.
 
Here is a typical night in our household if I get to the TV first and watch a show about the Hubble Telescope.

JC - I'm going to watch this show about the Hubble Telescope.
approximately 2 minutes pass
Mrs. JC - This is boring. Can I turn the channel and watch (insert reality TV show or Orange is the New Black here)? We can have *** later.
JC - OK.
approximately 90 minutes pass
JC - Are you ready to have ***? You said you would.
Mrs JC - I didn't say that.

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Here is a typical night in our household if I get to the TV first and watch a show about the Hubble Telescope.

JC - I'm going to watch this show about the Hubble Telescope.
approximately 2 minutes pass
Mrs. JC - This is boring. Can I turn the channel and watch (insert reality TV show or Orange is the New Black here)? We can have *** later.
JC - OK.
approximately 90 minutes pass
JC - Are you ready to have ***? You said you would.
Mrs JC - I didn't say that.

The question that preceded this statement really doesn't matter, does it? There's only one answer.
 
Here is a typical night in our household if I get to the TV first and watch a show about the Hubble Telescope.

JC - I'm going to watch this show about the Hubble Telescope.
approximately 2 minutes pass
Mrs. JC - This is boring. Can I turn the channel and watch (insert reality TV show or Orange is the New Black here)? We can have *** later.
JC - OK.
approximately 90 minutes pass
JC - Are you ready to have ***? You said you would.
Mrs JC - I didn't say that.
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Here is a typical night in our household if I get to the TV first and watch a show about the Hubble Telescope.

JC - I'm going to watch this show about the Hubble Telescope.
approximately 2 minutes pass
Mrs. JC - This is boring. Can I turn the channel and watch (insert reality TV show or Orange is the New Black here)? We can have *** later.
JC - OK.
approximately 90 minutes pass
JC - Are you ready to have ***? You said you would.
Mrs JC - I didn't say that.

Why JC hates women and murders them. Now we know.
 
Here is a typical night in our household if I get to the TV first and watch a show about the Hubble Telescope.

JC - I'm going to watch this show about the Hubble Telescope.
approximately 2 minutes pass
Mrs. JC - This is boring. Can I turn the channel and watch (insert reality TV show or Orange is the New Black here)? We can have *** later.
JC - OK.
approximately 90 minutes pass
JC - Are you ready to have ***? You said you would.
Mrs JC - I didn't say that.

Well that flat out denial makes it more difficult, I thought she was going say "I didn't say how much later."
 
Here is a typical night in our household if I get to the TV first and watch a show about the Hubble Telescope.

JC - I'm going to watch this show about the Hubble Telescope.
approximately 2 minutes pass
Mrs. JC - This is boring. Can I turn the channel and watch (insert reality TV show or Orange is the New Black here)? We can have *** later.
JC - OK.
approximately 90 minutes pass
JC - Are you ready to have ***? You said you would.
Mrs JC - I didn't say that.

Am I the only guy that like Orange is the New Black? The wifey and I binge watched it last weekend.

Though I do have the issue with Sammy vetoing my show choices. I can go the rest of my life without watching another episode of Hoarders or house flipping shows.
 
That's the good thing about having a wife who's younger than me. She usually wants to more than I do. Being 8 months pregnant has curbed that a bit though. She's exhausted right now.
 
I was lucky enough to get Sammy hooked on Game of Thrones. She thought it was geeky before she watched it. I told her we could watch the first few episodes, and if she wasn't interested, we could quit. She got hooked.

I can't get her to watch Silicon Valley though.
 
Am I the only guy that like Orange is the New Black? The wifey and I binge watched it last weekend.

Though I do have the issue with Sammy vetoing my show choices. I can go the rest of my life without watching another episode of Hoarders or house flipping shows.

I tried watching it. Thought it was ******* awful.
 
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