Still won't be as as bad as the guy that tried to cook rice in the microwave one night. He put water and rice in a bowl and set the timer for who knows how long and walked back to his desk. Break room was full of smoke and the microwave had this bowl with this solid black crusty mess in it. I'm surprised it wasn't melted. Anytime you used the microwave for the next few weeks you could smell it.
You tend to only hear two Night Ranger songs on the radio these days. I didn't think Sister Christian would elicit a post.
Being married and having a family is great. Just don't expect much action, always expect to be told what to do and criticized, never get enough sleep, live in a place not of your choosing, expect to be awaken in the middle of the night to kill bugs without a thank you, always be aware of fish knives, realize that crazy cat ladies don't need to be single, remember that the dirty look is coming when you have that 2nd or third beer and what was I talking about again.
