Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

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In case any of my co-workers get on here, yes, I was the bastard that heated up fish in the microwave a few minutes ago.

At 3:00, I plan on putting in a package of microwave popcorn, setting the timer for 6 minutes and then walking away.
Still won't be as as bad as the guy that tried to cook rice in the microwave one night. He put water and rice in a bowl and set the timer for who knows how long and walked back to his desk. Break room was full of smoke and the microwave had this bowl with this solid black crusty mess in it. I'm surprised it wasn't melted. Anytime you used the microwave for the next few weeks you could smell it.
 
I 'm pretty sure my daughter is officially tougher than I was at her age. She was playing 1v1 for her soccer tryouts last night and took a rocket shot right to her cheek. I thought she was gonna cry (I would not have blamed her, I actually started walking towards the field anticipating it), but she glared at the girl, finished the round and walked off holding her cheek.

There's a noticeable bruise this morning. She wore it like a badge of honor.
 
Still won't be as as bad as the guy that tried to cook rice in the microwave one night. He put water and rice in a bowl and set the timer for who knows how long and walked back to his desk. Break room was full of smoke and the microwave had this bowl with this solid black crusty mess in it. I'm surprised it wasn't melted. Anytime you used the microwave for the next few weeks you could smell it.
Did the smell of napalmed rice give anyone flashbacks to 'Nam?



​Too soon?
 
I was just informed that there is a night time farmers market in CR. And that they serve beers. What the crap, how have I not been there?
Are you Ryan Lochte?

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I'm avoiding it like the plague.

*awaits HippHopp to arrive and brag about how great his wife and marriage and family is and blah, blah, blah, fart noises*
Being married and having a family is great. Just don't expect much action, always expect to be told what to do and criticized, never get enough sleep, live in a place not of your choosing, expect to be awaken in the middle of the night to kill bugs without a thank you, always be aware of fish knives, realize that crazy cat ladies don't need to be single, remember that the dirty look is coming when you have that 2nd or third beer and what was I talking about again.
 
I'm avoiding it like the plague.

*awaits HippHopp to arrive and brag about how great his wife and marriage and family is and blah, blah, blah, fart noises*

You know I'm living the dream.

Remember how you made fun of my For C-Max, calling it a mini van. Well we just bought an actual mini van.

Gotta fit three Hopp boys in there.
 
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