Being married and having a family is great. Just don't expect much action, always expect to be told what to do and criticized, never get enough sleep, live in a place not of your choosing, expect to be awaken in the middle of the night to kill bugs without a thank you, always be aware of fish knives, realize that crazy cat ladies don't need to be single, remember that the dirty look is coming when you have that 2nd or third beer and what was I talking about again.
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