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The real question that needs to be asked of Fran is why was that goofball so far away from the lane.
 
^or why did he leave him in the game after (a) his crappy play, (b) the first eye poke, (c) the head rub eye poke, or (d) the elbow to the back of the head.
 
^or why did he leave him in the game after (a) his crappy play, (b) the first eye poke, (c) the head rub eye poke, or (d) the elbow to the back of the head.

The first eye poke was accidental. He was trying to face guard him and the guy jab stepped into him. I'll defend woodbury on that.

The second one was a ***** move. Why rub the guy's hair and slide his hand down his face. Nothing accidental or clumsy about that one.
 
Here's a better gif of the eye pokes plus bonus head rub. What a weirdo.

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Wow. That second one really was creepy. I thought you guys were exaggerating.
 
Give ol' Dingleberry a break. With his amazing wingspan, it was lucky he could reach any higher to guard the ball. 7'1 with the reach of a 6 footer and vertical of 3 inches.
 
Don't be so hard on "Tell me about the rabbits, Fran" Woodbury. He can't help himself. He probably got stuck in his jersey while dressing for the game and missed out on having the pregame juicebox and fruit rollups with the rest of the team. Clearly his performance out there was due to low blood sugar, you h8ers.
 
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Give ol' Dingleberry a break. With his amazing wingspan, it was lucky he could reach any higher to guard the ball. 7'1 with the reach of a 6 footer and vertical of 3 inches.

Only if he is in an elevator. He has that credit card vertical, although he gets a little more on a jump ball by grabbing the other guy to lift off.
 
Only if he is in an elevator. He has that credit card vertical, although he gets a little more on a jump ball by grabbing the other guy to lift off.



More like hold the other guy down but the refs apparently think it's ridiculous enough they always let it slide.
 
Woodbury: If you're going to take someone's eye out ya gotta commit to it.

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Wow I don't remember it being that bad, but that is a great still shot and it looks like Deandre is trying to use the other guys had as a bowling ball by inserting three fingers in each hole.
 
People at work:

Them: "It's so frustrating."
Me: "What part"?
Them: "The team is so inconsistent. You don't know if you're going to see the team that showed up last night, or the team that has won twice against Ohio State."
Me: "Oh...I know. Feel ya (:jimlad:)"
 
Wow I don't remember it being that bad, but that is a great still shot and it looks like Deandre is trying to use the other guys had as a bowling ball by inserting three fingers in each hole.

And it is also lacks context if you don't watch the whole sequence of live action leading up to the moment when the still was snapped.
 

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