***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

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I wanted to start a Monday confessions thread b/c I had something to get off my chest but knew I would forget by today.... Yep I was right, no idea what I had to share!

Me too. I had some good ones, and was hoping to get them in prior to the "I'm writing this post and pooping at the same time" posts got in.



Full disclosure: only thinking about pooping at this time.
 
Agreed as long as we roll them every year.

That's the exact reason.

It makes our success more fun when they care about the sport. When they just suck, you can't rub it in their faces because they'll say "we don't care about basketball". When they're good enough to get the fans caring, but not better than us, its the best.
 
I lost 11 pounds in February just cutting out fast food. No working out or anything. Scary how much fast food I would eat on a daily/weekly basis. I haven't looked at my credit card statement yet but I'm guessing that's going to reflect it as well.
Knew it was getting bad when my local Casey's was making sure to have Bacon Cheeseburger pizza in the warmer knowing I would be in around 2 each afternoon for lunch.
 
Every time I'm in a thread and see the one shot-vasectomy add I laugh and I stop and stare at the gvc chick for a second. Wish my church choir had those in it.
 
wartknight said:
I lost 11 pounds in February just cutting out fast food. No working out or anything. Scary how much fast food I would eat on a daily/weekly basis.

Congrats! I have lost a little over 8 pounds in the month of February!
 
wartknight said:
I lost 11 pounds in February just cutting out fast food. No working out or anything. Scary how much fast food I would eat on a daily/weekly basis.
Congrats! I have lost a little over 8 pounds in the month of February!
Congrats to you guys! Glad someone can be like that. I myself have no desire to lose any weight or quit eating fast food. Now I do work construction so im not sitting at a desk all day so its not as bad.
 
Congrats to you guys! Glad someone can be like that. I myself have no desire to lose any weight or quit eating fast food. Now I do work construction so im not sitting at a desk all day so its not as bad.

Part of my problem-When football is out of season I am at a desk or in my car pretty much 8-12 hours a day (when I'm not walking into Casey's of course)
 
I absolutely love the month of March. College basketball conference tournaments and of course, March Madness the following week. I just want to pat myself on the back for planning ahead and getting time off from work to watch game after game on TV. Hope you guys have done the same.
 
Scott34 said:
Congrats to you guys! Glad someone can be like that. I myself have no desire to lose any weight or quit eating fast food. Now I do work construction so im not sitting at a desk all day so its not as bad.

I had a physical last December and also had a blood test done. The results of the blood test came back, and I had pretty high cholesterol. My Doc was concerned that I would have to go on cholesterol medication if I didn't cut my weight. Then there is the fact that my Dad died of a severe heart attack when I was 10, and I have some strong motivation for losing weight. The biggest obstacle is being able to work out everyday, and right know I have schedule that allows me to do so.
 
Sometimes, if I see a cop on the highway trying to tag people, I'll speed past him just to try to see if I can get to the next exit and lose him before he can catch up. You know, just for the thrill of it.
 
One time I got fired from a temp job I was working. It was really sudden and the boss never gave much explanation. He wasn't mad or anything, but he told me that "they didn't need my services anymore".

Only thing I can't shake is that I was rubbing one out in the bathroom earlier that day, and I heard someone come in. I didn't bother stopping, because I always felt I was an extremely quiet masturbator.

To this day, I can't help but think that was the boss who came in and somehow figured out it was me.
 
Scott34 said:
Congrats to you guys! Glad someone can be like that. I myself have no desire to lose any weight or quit eating fast food. Now I do work construction so im not sitting at a desk all day so its not as bad.
I had a physical last December and also had a blood test done. The results of the blood test came back, and I had pretty high cholesterol. My Doc was concerned that I would have to go on cholesterol medication if I didn't cut my weight. Then there is the fact that my Dad died of a severe heart attack when I was 10, and I have some strong motivation for losing weight. The biggest obstacle is being able to work out everyday, and right know I have schedule that allows me to do so.
Totally understand that reasoning and sorry to hear about your loss so early in your life. Part of the reason for me having no desire is the fact I have always done labor intensive work. I walk quite a bit and always lifting doing the work I do. If there is a time that routine changes, I will prolly adjust my habits as well.
 
One time I got fired from a temp job I was working. It was really sudden and the boss never gave much explanation. He wasn't mad or anything, but he told me that "they didn't need my services anymore".

Only thing I can't shake is that I was rubbing one out in the bathroom earlier that day, and I heard someone come in. I didn't bother stopping, because I always felt I was an extremely quiet masturbator.

To this day, I can't help but think that was the boss who came in and somehow figured out it was me.

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I want to see Iowa basketball be a competitive program.

Agreed as long as we roll them every year.

That's the exact reason.

It makes our success more fun when they care about the sport. When they just suck, you can't rub it in their faces because they'll say "we don't care about basketball". When they're good enough to get the fans caring, but not better than us, its the best.


Thanks for clarifying. I was worried about you for a moment.

It is more gratifying when the Hawks care, yet we are still better than them.

It has been somewhat annoying this year however because the Big10 is so effing inconsistent and even a mediocre to bad Iowa team can still beat ranked teams at home. I just can't believe Hawk fans have gotten cocky about their big wins and completely forgot about losing to Nebraska at home earlier this season.


Still I wouldn't mind having the Hawks be a "Quality Win" for us every year to pad our tournament resume. As long as we remain the dominant team. I also want to **** pound Drake and UNI next year. I mean mercilessly slay them. Rip their hearts out and watch them die.




(Sorry, I am sick of losing to UNI and never want it to happen again, even worse losing to Drake but at least thats not as often.)
 
I had sex with a beautiful 22 year old last night (I'm 29) and it was fantastic.



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