***Official Friday Confessions Thread***
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Congrats.
I nailed my hot 28 year old wife last night (I'm 32) when I got home from work.
I put the dog in the kennel and gave my kids a snack to keep them busy.
Second and bigger confession:
I am going to be very depressed when the kids get old enough to figure out what we are doing and ruin any non-evening sex. I just enjoy it so much more.
Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight
Gonne grab some afternoon delight
My mottos always been when it's right it's right
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night
When everythings a little brighter in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way
Thinkin of you's workin up my apetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbing sticks and stones together make the sparks ignight
And the thought of lovin you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight!
Afternoon delight!
AAAAAAA
Afternoon Delight
My fiance hates BJ and his "Song of the week"
Deep down inside, I love the awkwardness he displays and look forward to it every game.
Also, sometimes whoever is in charge of it is god awful at timing it, and it needs to be a pump up song.
I try to immulate his double fist pumps ever week.
Deep down inside, I love the awkwardness he displays and look forward to it every game.
Also, sometimes whoever is in charge of it is god awful at timing it, and it needs to be a pump up song.
I try to immulate his double fist pumps ever week.
At first I thought you were saying that your fiance hates BJs.
I was going to shed a silent tear for you.
Dude, he said fiance not wife. Give her time, as soon as she says "I do" then she will hate them.
1. I work at a bank. People make me mad. They always call and want to know if this check and that check are in. IDIOTS- WHEN YOU WRITE THE CHECK, CONSIDER IT GONE. There should be an IQ requirement on checking accounts. It's not a difficult concept, if you have money in your account you can spend it, if you don't have money, you can't spend.
2. I grew up on a farm. I also raise cattle of my own. It makes me angry when people think their beef is making them really fat and is pumped full of hormones. First of all, the marbling in steak contains "good fat" (monounsaturated fat). Eating fat in meat does not directly make you fat. The problem is that people tend to eat large portions when eating steak, roast, etc. Also, the hormones fed to cattle are not a big deal. There is no residual in the meat and I eat beef nearly everyday from cattle that have had hormones. In fact, you will find much larger traces of hormones in vegetables such as lettuce that you will in beef.
/rant I feel better.
2. I grew up on a farm. I also raise cattle of my own. It makes me angry when people think their beef is making them really fat and is pumped full of hormones. First of all, the marbling in steak contains "good fat" (monounsaturated fat). Eating fat in meat does not directly make you fat. The problem is that people tend to eat large portions when eating steak, roast, etc. Also, the hormones fed to cattle are not a big deal. There is no residual in the meat and I eat beef nearly everyday from cattle that have had hormones. In fact, you will find much larger traces of hormones in vegetables such as lettuce that you will in beef.
/rant I feel better.
Uh oh.....
It's like one of those Seinfeld episodes, when they bring something back from a previous episode.
People claim that I use a lot of big words, but I can honestly say I've never used that one (or the other one).
I want to personally thank brianhos and hurdle (and all the other betting gurus) for putting up all the betting threads.
They don't get anything out of it but do it anyways for all of our benefits.
If you don't like them being on the main board then you better never bet in them.
They don't get anything out of it but do it anyways for all of our benefits.
If you don't like them being on the main board then you better never bet in them.
Went to the the bathroom to "drop off the kids at the pool." And that's exactly what happened. No mishaps, no lava or mis-aimed ejecta, typical amount of gas, no 'batin.
It was weird in its normalcy.
It was weird in its normalcy.
I am having an affair with this married woman. I call the bank and ask her husband if a check has cleared to make sure he's there. He doesn't seem to have figured it out, just gets annoyed and thinks I'm an idiot.
I'm hoping that time will come after the kids are already out of the house more for school activities.
Are you sure you dropped off all the kids? Maybe one is hiding in the trunk and doesn't want to come out yet.
I used to work in a bank. Dude comes in one day claiming we'd ripped him off. He was mega-overdrawn (mostly overdraft fees) and he just knew we were robbing him blind.
I told him I'd go over his register with him to see where thing turned pearshaped. He proudly told me he didn't keep one, that it was all "up here" <gestured to his brain.> I was then all too happy to point him to our online banking and tell him if he could point out a debit that he was not responsible for then we'd work with him.
He made a show of doing just that. 5 minutes later I looked for him and he'd left the branch. Musta come up dry.
I enjoyed that more than I should have. Might have been due to his wearing a Cornhusker t-shirt.
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