I hate Menards. I work at a smaller lumberyard thats about 30 miles away from two of them. People come in and ***** about how our lumber is $0.25 more than theirs and want it for less. So I tell them to spend $20 in gas to save a quarter and I dont feel bad about it.
***Official Friday Confessions Thread***
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Broke up with my girlfriend of 7 years 3 weeks ago. Have a date with a girl next weekend.
That makes sense.
Whistle Binkie's is probably my favorite bar up there, but you can do that any time. That Ice Bar sounds pretty cool (I just googled it). Going up there next weekend because my buddy's wife is having a baby shower, and all the guys are going to go out and drink while women get really excited about toys and baby clothes. Hopefully they're still doing it then.
So, we've established that you like movies about gladiators.
One question: Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Then why you worried about how your butt looks at school, perv?
Did you sing along? Tell the truth.
Are you, in fact, a material girl living in a material world?
Whenever I driving, commence country music jam session. I know a ridiculous amount of song lyrics!
My girlfriend made me supper the other night and while she was making hers the dog got mine.
Unfortunately she found out because the damn dog wouldn't even eat it. And then I got in more trouble for saying it sucked so bad the dog wouldn't even eat it.
Unfortunately she found out because the damn dog wouldn't even eat it. And then I got in more trouble for saying it sucked so bad the dog wouldn't even eat it.
The song is awful, but Madonna looked straight-up hot in the video. She cleans up nice!
(Does that count as a confession?)
When she did her 1st Penthouse spread (maybe 1985?) I was too young to buy it, so I had a buddy buy it for me. I would have saved my money if someone had told me she didn't shave her pits. I think the mag hit the roundfile about 10 seconds later.
I vacuumed the house and loaded the dishwasher and all was well for IcSyU.
To be sure this will come back to bite me in the *** in the future.
Then why you worried about how your butt looks at school, perv?
Good point. I should have explained myself a little better. I purchased these pants with the intent of wearing them on Valentines Day, not with the intent of wearing them to school. I wanted to give them a test run today though to be sure that they were going to work out next week. So to be clear, I did not purchase these pants with the intention of wearing buttocks accentuating pants to school. I also did not have the intention of wearing pants with a hole in the crotch to school.
They sound like they're perfect from the store for Valentine's Day!
