I got to work today wearing a new pair of pants that I bought over the weekend. They are a pretty nice pair of pants and I paid a little more than usual for them. I tried them on at the store, they fit great, really accentuated my buttocks, looked really good on me. I got to work today, sat down in my chair, bent down to tie my shoes and noticed that the seam along my crotch is completely blasted open. Doesn't even appear to have ever been sewed up. The hole is big enough that if I were to sit with one leg crossed over the other, my cattle could roam if you catch what I'm saying. This could either turn out to be a glorious day or a career ender depending on how I play my cards.