***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

I'm a sucker for chick flicks. They are always good movies. Bridesmaids is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

I wouldn't necessarily call Bridesmaids a chick flick. That movie was hillarious.

I would label movies like, The Notebook, Maid in Manhatten, and My Best Friends Wedding, as chick flicks.

My wife has pretty good tastes in movies, but she still likes a lot of Romantic Comedies that take a toll on me.
 
I wouldn't necessarily call Bridesmaids a chick flick. That movie was hillarious.

I would label movies like, The Notebook, Maid in Manhatten, and My Best Friends Wedding, as chick flicks.

My wife has pretty good tastes in movies, but she still likes a lot of Romantic Comedies that take a toll on me.

I'll go, if necessary, but it had better get her in the "mood", if you know what I'm sayin'
 
I'll go, if necessary, but it had better get her in the "mood", if you know what I'm sayin'

My wife wants to go to "The Vow" as well.





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Rachel McAdams is pretty cute, but not near hot enough to make me want to go see that movie. My wife thinks Tatum Channing is dreamy too. I'm sure his acting in the movie will be spectacular. Ugh.
 
I got to work today wearing a new pair of pants that I bought over the weekend. They are a pretty nice pair of pants and I paid a little more than usual for them. I tried them on at the store, they fit great, really accentuated my buttocks, looked really good on me. I got to work today, sat down in my chair, bent down to tie my shoes and noticed that the seam along my crotch is completely blasted open. Doesn't even appear to have ever been sewed up. The hole is big enough that if I were to sit with one leg crossed over the other, my cattle could roam if you catch what I'm saying. This could either turn out to be a glorious day or a career ender depending on how I play my cards.

Don't know where you live, but if you're in Iowa the very low outside temperature would have been noticeable in various places long before you got to work.
 
I work at a large company with a campus full of buildings. for whatever reason the building I work in is all women from what I can tell. everytime I go to the men's restroom, someone leaves a big ol floater in there, and I believe it is one of them squatters

Do you know for a fact the women use the men's john?
If so, just use the chick's toidy from now on.
 
I love star wars, I hate the prequels, I hate re-releasing movies in 3d. My love of star wars is going to win, and I will be at that movie on Sunday. In true star wars geek form, most likely alone too.
 
I enjoy the Ellen show.

That's a real confession

Daytime television is the definition of vast wasteland. At least you didn't say, "The View". Anytime I'm exposed to that I just hear hen's clucking.

At least Ellen has a great sense of humor. And is able to laugh at herself. Doesn't take her views to militant levels. I can watch it. I don't often, but I have watched and enjoyed it more than once.
 
Daytime television is the definition of vast wasteland. At least you didn't say, "The View". Anytime I'm exposed to that I just hear hen's clucking.

At least Ellen has a great sense of humor. And is able to laugh at herself. Doesn't take her views to militant levels. I can watch it. I don't often, but I have watched and enjoyed it more than once.

If there's any sort of marginally severe weather around, I'll cut into that crap. Can't stand the ******** that comes from that show.
 
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Don't know where you live, but if you're in Iowa the very low outside temperature would have been noticeable in various places long before you got to work.

I dont have a major walk to my car or into the building, so it wasnt noticable at all. Plus, standing up, the two sides of the seam kind of come together, sitting down is when it separates.
 
Do you know for a fact the women use the men's john?
If so, just use the chick's toidy from now on.



It's probably a janitor who just likes to be a jerk.

For some reason I doubt that a lot of women find the mens bathroom to be appealing.
 
I have a weird fear of public restrooms and malls. Whenever I watch Spartacus sometimes I picture myself as a Roman Gladiator.
How about a restroom in a mall?

If you have to, find a mall with a Von Maur. They have the cleanest, most ornate bathrooms barr none
 
If there's any sort of marginally severe weather around, I'll cut into that crap. Can't stand the ******** that comes from that show.

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