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***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

IcSyU said:
I vacuumed the house and loaded the dishwasher and all was well for IcSyU.

To be sure this will come back to bite me in the *** in the future.
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Wow. Low maintenance. I like her already. If I did the same I'd be out a dinner at Aunt Maude's, minimum.

Any chance we could set up a meet-and-greet?


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Cybyassociation said:
Good point. I should have explained myself a little better. I purchased these pants with the intent of wearing them on Valentines Day, not with the intent of wearing them to school. I wanted to give them a test run today though to be sure that they were going to work out next week. So to be clear, I did not purchase these pants with the intention of wearing buttocks accentuating pants to school. I also did not have the intention of wearing pants with a hole in the crotch to school.
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So...running of the bulls on the 14th then?
 
IcSyU said:
They sound like they're perfect from the store for Valentine's Day!
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I know right. Instead or exchanging them, I'm thinking about just keeping them and busting them out at the movie theater with the old popcorn trick. One of the younger guy teachers made a comment today while I was walking in the hall. "You ok? You look like you're walking funny today." The hole has now expanded toward the front of my pants so I have to walk with my legs close together so I dont expose myself. Probably the most uncomfortable day ever.

EDIT: I had to change it from whole to hole...I think I was going to say whole thing, but it just looked like sloppy English on my part.
 
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Cybyassociation said:
Good point. I should have explained myself a little better. I purchased these pants with the intent of wearing them on Valentines Day, not with the intent of wearing them to school. I wanted to give them a test run today though to be sure that they were going to work out next week. So to be clear, I did not purchase these pants with the intention of wearing buttocks accentuating pants to school. I also did not have the intention of wearing pants with a hole in the crotch to school.
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No worries, I had to bust your chops.
 
Cybyassociation said:
I know right. Instead or exchanging them, I'm thinking about just keeping them and busting them out at the movie theater with the old popcorn trick. One of the younger guy teachers made a comment today while I was walking in the hall. "You ok? You look like you're walking funny today." The whole has now expanded toward the front of my pants so I have to walk with my legs close together so I dont expose myself. Probably the most uncomfortable day ever.
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By the end of the day, you'll be wearing chaps, ready for valentine's day.
 
With all the earlier chick flick confessions I must confess that CMT plays Sweet Home Alabama quite frequently (no I don't watch CMT just flip by it while channel surfing) and a majority of time I find that I stop channel surfing & watch the damn movie!!! Hoping it's b/c I at times fantasize about doing things to Reese Witherspoon.
 
00clone said:
By the end of the day, you'll be wearing chaps, ready for valentine's day.
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We had beans for lunch, so there is a good chance that the whole starts to spread backwards once the beans make their way through my system. Felt really bad, yesterday. Made myself some spicy garlic shrimp the night before for dinner and really let the kids have it the next day. There's something about a power position like a teacher, that you never get blamed for anything. I can, however, do a lot of blaming. I guess that is another confession of its own.

Another confession. My brother and I cannot not dance to the song Walking on Broken Glass. If you're out in Ames, Cedar Falls or Cedar Rapids and for whatever reason that song comes on, there is a good chance that we are in the building we will be making fools of ourselves.

EDIT: Shortly after composing this, I think the beans started to strike. 4th Period Computer Applications students are in for a dooozy today.
 
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Cybyassociation said:
Another confession. My brother and I cannot not dance to the song Walking on Broken Glass. If you're out in Ames, Cedar Falls or Cedar Rapids and for whatever reason that song comes on, there is a good chance that we are in the building we will be making fools of ourselves.
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I don't why you are confessing, that's just an overall great song.
 
Cybyassociation said:
We had beans for lunch, so there is a good chance that the whole starts to spread backwards once the beans make their way through my system. Felt really bad, yesterday. Made myself some spicy garlic shrimp the night before for dinner and really let the kids have it the next day. There's something about a power position like a teacher, that you never get blamed for anything. I can, however, do a lot of blaming. I guess that is another confession of its own.

Another confession. My brother and I cannot not dance to the song Walking on Broken Glass. If you're out in Ames, Cedar Falls or Cedar Rapids and for whatever reason that song comes on, there is a good chance that we are in the building we will be making fools of ourselves.

EDIT: Shortly after composing this, I think the beans started to strike. 4th Period Computer Applications students are in for a dooozy today.
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Hopefully you are not dancing like Demi Moore does to it in striptease.
 
stupidphone58 said:
No i swear! click on it! it works.
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No freaking way am I clicking on that link.



2 Girls 1 Cup is the unofficial nickname of the trailer for Hungry *******, a 2007 Brazilian scat-fetish pornographic film
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Cybyassociation said:
I know right. Instead or exchanging them, I'm thinking about just keeping them and busting them out at the movie theater with the old popcorn trick. One of the younger guy teachers made a comment today while I was walking in the hall. "You ok? You look like you're walking funny today." The whole has now expanded toward the front of my pants so I have to walk with my legs close together so I dont expose myself. Probably the most uncomfortable day ever.
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Please feel free to keep updating us throughout the day. This should get more and more interesting.




On a related note, I have a pants story to confess. Not so much a confession but I just want to tell the story.

I am an umpire part time. Quite a few years ago I was doing a few youth softball games and I was wearing my backup pants since I had worn my newer pair the previous day.

Well, about an inning into my first game, I got down a bit too low and riiiiip. Ripped the entire butt out of the pants. Unluckily I had on red underwear so it was particularlyAnd of course there were parents in the stands right behind me.

A few trolls made it a point to let me know what happened, like I didn't notice.

I played it cool and made it through the game and walked calmly to my car and grabbed an even older pair of pants.
 
KFitzy87 said:
Is it just me or is this thread shrinking :wideeyed:
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funny, the poster who made the deleted posts shared an ip address with you, and here you are posting in the same thread, talking about where they went.

hmm...
 
Naughtius said:
Wow. Low maintenance. I like her already. If I did the same I'd be out a dinner at Aunt Maude's, minimum.

Any chance we could set up a meet-and-greet?


:pbiggrin:
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There's about 1 week a month you can absolutely have her. :wideeyed:
 
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