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Asked a friend to watch the boy while I run to Menards for a couple hours. (I went to Menards yesterday) Instead, the wife and I plan on going to the Ice Bar for a couple drinks. Gonna be a bit nippy out there this evening!
 
MNCYWX said:
Asked a friend to watch the boy while I run to Menards for a couple hours. (I went to Menards yesterday) Instead, the wife and I plan on going to the Ice Bar for a couple drinks. Gonna be a bit nippy out there this evening!
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Your friend's not a former assistant coach at Penn State, is he??

(God, I can' believe I even thought of that. Bad Meandean, Bad!)
 
Might have told a girl that I would go to The Vow with her saturday night. Better end well.
 
Cybyassociation said:
I got to work today wearing a new pair of pants that I bought over the weekend. They are a pretty nice pair of pants and I paid a little more than usual for them. I tried them on at the store, they fit great, really accentuated my buttocks, looked really good on me. I got to work today, sat down in my chair, bent down to tie my shoes and noticed that the seam along my crotch is completely blasted open. Doesn't even appear to have ever been sewed up. The hole is big enough that if I were to sit with one leg crossed over the other, my cattle could roam if you catch what I'm saying. This could either turn out to be a glorious day or a career ender depending on how I play my cards.
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If your cattle roam and you get caught, use the "I sat in gum" routine. It can be tough water to navigate, but Chuck always made it look so easy.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHrMsYAtN5Y"]I sat in gum - YouTube[/ame]
 
I work at a large company with a campus full of buildings. for whatever reason the building I work in is all women from what I can tell. everytime I go to the men's restroom, someone leaves a big ol floater in there, and I believe it is one of them squatters
 
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I'm a sucker for chick flicks. They are always good movies. Bridesmaids is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.
 
I just ate an orange. Peel and all. I liked it. I do the same thing with lemons.
 
Cybyassociation said:
I got to work today wearing a new pair of pants that I bought over the weekend. They are a pretty nice pair of pants and I paid a little more than usual for them. I tried them on at the store, they fit great, really accentuated my buttocks, looked really good on me. I got to work today, sat down in my chair, bent down to tie my shoes and noticed that the seam along my crotch is completely blasted open. Doesn't even appear to have ever been sewed up. The hole is big enough that if I were to sit with one leg crossed over the other, my cattle could roam if you catch what I'm saying. This could either turn out to be a glorious day or a career ender depending on how I play my cards.
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with great power comes great responsibility
 
I thought about starting a Thursday Confessions thread yesterday because I had a great confession. Now I can't even remember it. Isn't there a thread about alzheimers on here?
 
illinoiscyclone said:
I work at a large company with a campus full of buildings. for whatever reason the building I work in is all women from what I can tell. everytime I go to the men's restroom, someone leaves a big ol floater in there, and I believe it is one of them squatters
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You would blame the squatters... we all know who did it Mike Tiger...
 
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