Not sure there is a difference between seeing pretty people deuce vs. the rest of us "normies" deuce. Unless you're into that sort of thing - and if you are I'm NOT judging! Live and let deuce in peace is what I've always said.
Workplace Restroom Incident
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Not sure there is a difference between seeing pretty people deuce vs. the rest of us "normies" deuce. Unless you're into that sort of thing - and if you are I'm NOT judging! Live and let deuce in peace is what I've always said.
Takes a brave person to do that in a unisex bathroom with only one throne at work.
I thought most women waited to poop until they got home, where they can take selfies with some privacy.
Many years ago at winter games, when the geniuses had first come with the idea of urinals in a porta potty (btw the best invention in mankinds history) I jumped in a porta potty and didn't quite have the door locked when my buddies girlfriend (now wife) just hopped in right behind me and plopped down and did her business. It sounds really awkward, but really, it was just very practical.
I had a woman at work walk into the mens bathroom while I was at the urinal. I was so flustered that I apologized and quickly walked out of the bathroom thinking that I was in the wrong bathroom. It took me a couple of minutes before I said to myself "Wait I was standing at the urinal. I was in the right bathroom". This building use to be confusing because the floors were almost identical but the bathrooms were on the opposite sides on each floor. Now we've just made the mens/womans bathrooms smaller and added an anyone bathroom.
I officially walk back the comment about getting a meal out of the deal. I was so distraught, and still am, that I simply wanted some sort of justice for the crime. And since so many have said that I can't talk to her again, nor do I want to or the treat of my mind reengaging the crime scene, it seems best to let it go. I have only left my office today to go to a meeting and directly back and shut the door to avoid any potential sighting of the Explosive Chili Perpetrator.
If she's on foot, she's not gonna be one to get far away from the scene of the crime fast.
On a related note, I walked into a stall yesterday and the person that used it lastdidn't flush. And apparently didn't believe in crumpling, folding or even wiping because there was no paper in there. Either that or they brought it home as a souvenir.
Maybe they were proud of what just happened, got up and wiped in the next stall so they wouldn't cover up all that glory.
She most definitely is not. She works in a role similar to a Custodial Arts Professional.
Today at work someone opened up the unisex bathroom door on me. I had it locked but the perpetrator attacked the door like Seabass in Dumb and Dumber. I can’t believe this happened. I hope they don’t tell anyone or share information on social media.
