Where's your next bite?

[Clonefan32]

Diagonal cut is only acceptable for a grilled cheese or Philly style sandwich. All others should be cut square.

A thrown together ham sandwich like this has no business being cut. This sandwich is all business. A soggy ham sandwich's only place in a civilized society is "oh **** you have a field trip today."

There's no sense in dressing up this pig with a slice, just shove it into your face as quickly as possible and consider it the low point of your day.

 

[Angie]

Uhhh, Angie, what kind of sandwich needs a lubricant? Don't answer.

Nobody likes a dry sandwich!

You could have just said ‘smear.’ Lubricant? It’s a sandwich, not a car.

Well, in hindsight, that WOULD have been a better word. All I could think of was that it needed to be the opposite of dry...

Butter for a lubricant? You are a weird pair.

Janny loves mayo, and I hate it and Miracle Whip. I think it's the texture; it's like snot. I'd love oil and balsamic if it's available, but that's sort of la-dee-da.

Diagonal cut is only acceptable for a grilled cheese or Philly style sandwich. All others should be cut square.

This is false information! I did grow up in a house where everything was square-cut, however, so I'm fine with it. It just seems less fancy.

 

[Macloney]

Nobody likes a dry sandwich!



Well, in hindsight, that WOULD have been a better word. All I could think of was that it needed to be the opposite of dry...



Janny loves mayo, and I hate it and Miracle Whip. I think it's the texture; it's like snot. I'd love oil and balsamic if it's available, but that's sort of la-dee-da.



This is false information! I did grow up in a house where everything was square-cut, however, so I'm fine with it. It just seems less fancy.

Square is definitely worse presentation wise, but square is the way to go for pure eatability.

 

[JM4CY]

Nobody likes a dry sandwich!



Well, in hindsight, that WOULD have been a better word. All I could think of was that it needed to be the opposite of dry...



Janny loves mayo, and I hate it and Miracle Whip. I think it's the texture; it's like snot. I'd love oil and balsamic if it's available, but that's sort of la-dee-da.



This is false information! I did grow up in a house where everything was square-cut, however, so I'm fine with it. It just seems less fancy.

Mayo is the only sandwich lube you need.

 

[BuffettClone]

So many sandwich snobs in here...

 

[cmjh10]

Ketchup mustard
Meat on each slice
Cheese in the middle

/thread




Also, the answer to the OP is 2. 3 is also acceptable.

 

[BCClone]

Nobody likes a dry sandwich!



Well, in hindsight, that WOULD have been a better word. All I could think of was that it needed to be the opposite of dry...



Janny loves mayo, and I hate it and Miracle Whip. I think it's the texture; it's like snot. I'd love oil and balsamic if it's available, but that's sort of la-dee-da.



This is false information! I did grow up in a house where everything was square-cut, however, so I'm fine with it. It just seems less fancy.

My wife would be mad too if I came to bed with a jar of Mayo.

 

[Angie]

Mayo is the only sandwich lube you need.

Next time I'm without, I'll just sneeze in my sandwich and it'll be the same thing. (insert vomit face here)

I do not care for the word "schmear." It's right up there with "moist" for me.

 

[Angie]

My wife would be mad too if I came to bed with a jar of Mayo.

Mayo also rarely comes in fruit flavors.

 

[BCClone]

Mayo also rarely comes in fruit flavors.

TIL

On sandwiches, I like miracle whip better, the eggy taste of Mayo is not my favorite.

 

[Macloney]

Ketchup mustard
Meat on each slice
Cheese in the middle

/thread




Also, the answer to the OP is 2. 3 is also acceptable.

Ketchup on a cold cut sandwich?

That's out of line.

 

[VeloClone]

Dam commies! The answer is American cheese comrads.

In cheese, just like in women, variety is the spice of life.

 

[JP4CY]

Mayo is the only sandwich lube you need.

Caseys has a dill spread that gives a good shmear.

 

[BCClone]

In cheese, just like in women, variety is the spice of life.

You want to tell my wife that?

A little pepperjack on occasion is fine, maybe even some sharp cheddar, but I always come back to American.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

In cheese, just like in women, variety is the spice of life.

If you say so.

 

[JM4CY]

In cheese, just like in women, variety is the spice of life.

Huh… Velo is a swinger…

 

[Farnsworth]

Nobody likes a dry sandwich!



Well, in hindsight, that WOULD have been a better word. All I could think of was that it needed to be the opposite of dry...



Janny loves mayo, and I hate it and Miracle Whip. I think it's the texture; it's like snot. I'd love oil and balsamic if it's available, but that's sort of la-dee-da.



This is false information! I did grow up in a house where everything was square-cut, however, so I'm fine with it. It just seems less fancy.

I hate mayo/miracle whip as well so 'lubricating' sandwiches was always a challenge. Then I found this garlic aioli and that does the trick for me.

 

[Angie]

I hate mayo/miracle whip as well so 'lubricating' sandwiches was always a challenge. Then I found this garlic aioli and that does the trick for me.

My husband is great at making aiolis, and those are great sandwich lubes if we have one in the fridge!

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Do Catholics still have scalloped potatoes and ham after funeral masses?

Now I'm getting hungry.

Anyone near @JP4CY is officially on murder alert.

 

[JP4CY]

Anyone near @JP4CY is officially on murder alert.